Don't jump fences when drunk

4Lclovergirl

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Last Sat night there were all of 10 people staying at my apt. at college. So we decided to pull the couches outside, watch movies and drink since it was so nice. Later we played kickball in the parking lot (very funny when drunk) and then decided to go explore abandonded houses near by.

So we crossed over to the country club's golf course, and wandered around there for a little, but we then had to cross a charter schools grounds to get to the houses. Problem, a little, maybe 3 1/2' hihg fence. No biggie right? well, almost all of us fell over it, I ripped my jeans, and my friends fell and bruised her knees. Of course we were then cool and ran across the parking lot there, falling all over the place.

But man were those houses worth it! They are soo cool! Although they are all boarded up, we found one door that we could get open. The door behind it was glass, and locked, and some night we want to go back when we can break the glass quietly (somehting that can't be done when drunk) This one guy even climbed up on the roof of one! (not somehting I thought was smart considereing his state..) But all in all a good night. These houses are across from a police station, so it was nerve racking, and at one point a cop even drove down past, and was looking around. We just sat there behind the house and didn't move, and he finally left.

after that we took the safe way home, well all but 2 of us. They decided to wander thought the mental institute (not something I ever want to do!) They came back like an hour later, even more messed up b/c they had to jump the 8' fence to get out!

Man does my leg still hurt though! I got a gash and all black and blue for the effort, but it was so worht the fun of that night. Anyone else have a good weekend ;)
 

richardycc

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you need to look at the picture with a drug dealer's head sticking on the fence post, after that, you will never jump any fences again.

 

notfred

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I did that before.... when I was 9. Only I managed to get over the fence without injuring myself.

Try it again, and if you can make it over the fence without hurting yourself, you can proudly call yourself both as intelligent and as phisically able as a 9 year old.
 

HamSupLo

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where did you rip your jeans? :D:camera:

i knew a guy in college whose friend tried to jump a gate while drunk and got a nice puncture wound for it.
 

4Lclovergirl

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I ripped the back of the leg, and while not a puncture wound, it's a nice gash.

Oh, I could totally go over there and hop the fence now. It was just 2am, dark, ad I was drunk. :)
 

xirtam

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Which hurts worse: your leg, or the gums where your wisdom teeth used to be?
 

Hartford

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Originally posted by: richardycc
you need to look at the picture with a drug dealer's head sticking on the fence post, after that, you will never jump any fences again.

head on a fence post? sounds pretty nast
 

vi edit

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Had a tetnus shot lately? If not, you may want to think about getting one.

BTW - unmarked electric fences truely suck monkey testicles. Ain't no fun running through a field at not only to be completely knocked on your ass by an unmarked electric fence about mid chest high.


Ouchee!!!!!
 

ElFenix

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Originally posted by: Hartford
Originally posted by: richardycc
you need to look at the picture with a drug dealer's head sticking on the fence post, after that, you will never jump any fences again.

head on a fence post? sounds pretty nast

it was
 

Hartford

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: Hartford
Originally posted by: richardycc
you need to look at the picture with a drug dealer's head sticking on the fence post, after that, you will never jump any fences again.

head on a fence post? sounds pretty nast

it was

how exactly does one get there head on a fence post?
 

Originally posted by: Hartford
Originally posted by: richardycc
you need to look at the picture with a drug dealer's head sticking on the fence post, after that, you will never jump any fences again.

head on a fence post? sounds pretty nast

It is - I couldn't believe it was real.

EDIT: here it is: Text

oops, too late
 

vi edit

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how exactly does one get there head on a fence post?

I thought it was actually laying on the ground next to the rest of the body. Not actually on the fence. I'm not concerned enough to actually go back and look at the pics, but that's just what I remembered.
 

Hartford

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
how exactly does one get there head on a fence post?

I thought it was actually laying on the ground next to the rest of the body. Not actually on the fence. I'm not concerned enough to actually go back and look at the pics, but that's just what I remembered.

what is the story behind it?
 

brxndxn

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LOL... breaking into a mental institution while drunk.. hilarious

"No sir, I am a normal capable human being. I am just plastered. Since I was plastered, I decided to break into this institution and try to have some fun."

"Right this way sir.. Arms forward, lean your head back.. Okay, now turn around."
 

vi edit

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what is the story behind it?

Drug dealer(and/or user don't remember) was fleeing from cops and was running along the rooftops of some buildings in Atlanta. Somehow managed to fall or slipped off the top of the building and during the fall he hit a fence and decapitated himself.
 

Hartford

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
what is the story behind it?

Drug dealer(and/or user don't remember) was fleeing from cops and was running along the rooftops of some buildings in Atlanta. Somehow managed to fall or slipped off the top of the building and during the fall he hit a fence and decapitated himself.

no way? so the pic is of just his head on a freakin fence post?
 

Ylen13

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Originally posted by: Hartford
Originally posted by: vi_edit
what is the story behind it?

Drug dealer(and/or user don't remember) was fleeing from cops and was running along the rooftops of some buildings in Atlanta. Somehow managed to fall or slipped off the top of the building and during the fall he hit a fence and decapitated himself.

no way? so the pic is of just his head on a freakin fence post?

yes, and the rest of him laying on the ground headless.
 

ElFenix

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he was running from the cops and jumped off an overpass. the fencepost (wrought-iron metal fence) went up through his neck and his body kept on falling.
 

Xionide

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OMG! WTF?

I saw that the first time around and all i can say is. That is teh suck!
 

LordRaiden

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Originally posted by: richardycc
you need to look at the picture with a drug dealer's head sticking on the fence post, after that, you will never jump any fences again.
Yeah, that reminds me. Where did that post go to anyways?
 

4Lclovergirl

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Originally posted by: xirtam
Which hurts worse: your leg, or the gums where your wisdom teeth used to be?

Haha, thanks for remembering, but the teeth come out THIS weds.. so T-minus 2 days, and still scared out of my mind, and dreading it, alhtough I am sure that will hurt more. But right now the leg is killing me :) but after weds I probably won't even notice it.

 
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if, they're abandoned houses, see if the propery has a lean on it or a registered owner, if not place lean on it yourself, then if no one challanges it in 30-60 days it's all yours to do with as you please, AKA sell it.