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Don't hide from Florida cops in a pond

brainhulk

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http://news.yahoo.com/suspected-burglar-killed-by-alligator-while-hiding-104133932.html

The body of Matthew Riggins, 22, was found in water in Barefoot Bay in Florida ten days after he was reported missing.

Police said Riggins was attacked by an 11-foot long alligator while he was hiding out after a series of planned break-ins.

Before he was reported missing, Riggins called his girlfriend to tell her he would be in the area breaking into homes.

When a police dive team located Riggins’ body, they also came across the alligator, which was euthanised.

Some of Riggins’ remains were found inside the animal’s stomach.

/nelson haha

Silly criminal, didn't he know that 95% of all the bodies of water in Florida have gators
 
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Alligator does a good deed, gets euthanized...
There was one a few years back that had the same happen to him. Alligator should have gotten a parade but got a bullet instead.

I want to know why the cliff wasn't bulldozed.:colbert:
A car-burglary suspect fell to his death early Thursday after he climbed over a wall on San Francisco's Telegraph Hill while trying to flee from police, apparently unaware that on the other side of the wall was a 200-foot cliff, authorities said.
http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Burglary-suspect-dies-in-Telegraph-Hill-fall-3194890.php
 
There was one a few years back that had the same happen to him. Alligator should have gotten a parade but got a bullet instead.

I want to know why the cliff wasn't bulldozed.:colbert:

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Burglary-suspect-dies-in-Telegraph-Hill-fall-3194890.php

Don't want them getting used to eating humans.

Silly criminal, didn't he know that 95% of all the bodies of water in Florida have gators

My body is 60% water, do I have an alligator in me?
 
People should have guard gators

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They have been eating humans since humans have been walking on the planet. They were used to eating humans long ago.
 
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