Don't deny this chick...

[Doggiedog]

<Doctor Evil Voice>

She has balls...or should we say, ball?

Muhahaha hahahaha

 

[Shame]

Originally posted by: Budmantom
I hate when that happens.




Tom

Only happens twice...

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: eakers
no woman is THAT crazy.

I've thought those exact words many, many times in different situations. I have yet to be right, however.

 

[Zebo]

I would ripped her head from her body simple as that.:|

Can you say "justifable homocide"

 

[Noirish]

refused sex eh?
she must be fugly.

 

[Yzzim]

I know a girl that brought a knife to bed with her boyfriend and told him that if he falls asleep tonight she was going to cut them off.

:Q

 

[slydecix]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
That is a serious nut job. Reading this made me cringe...

Yeah man, she went totally ballistic

 

[BCskunk]

paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainful

 

[Ricochet]

This is why you should "hit it and quit it".

BTW, if the Sun in the UK is anything like the Sun in the US, this story is a load of crap.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV
That is a serious nut job. Reading this made me cringe...

Pun intended? HAHA.

 

[DJFuji]

How do you manage to be unaware of a girl ripping your nuts off? Isn't it an unconscious reflex to pull away or do whatever the fvck it takes to get yourself out of that predicament?

 

[mjrcaliber]

She wouldn't of been mad at me, I'm always up for sex!

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: Marauder911

Originally posted by: alexeikgb

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
My nads just hid.

And how the fvck can you rip a testicle off with just bare hands?

LINKY!

 

[Deleted member 139972]

OUCH! Nice story..

 

[CraigRT]

god, what a wench...

 

[Buck Armstrong]

Originally posted by: no0b

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo
why didn't he punch her or something!

I want to see you try to attack someone while withering in pain because of a testical being ripped off.

Yeah, I think the fight's pretty much over after one of the combatants has actually ripped off the other's balls and put them in their mouth.

You just can't get any more defeated than that.

 

[VWhed]

would make a great "0wn3d" pic...........

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: DJFuji
How do you manage to be unaware of a girl ripping your nuts off? Isn't it an unconscious reflex to pull away or do whatever the fvck it takes to get yourself out of that predicament?

If it was a chick that you used to be banging, you'd be conditioned to allowing her to reach in there and play around a little. Being drunk, it might not occur to you that she is currently categorized as your "pyscho ex", and thus shouldnt be allowed access to that area. I guess by the time he realized this, it was too late...

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
oh god!! ... /squirms in chair

OWWWWWEEEEEE

 

[Brutuskend]

Hall and Oats :music: "She's a MAN eater" :music: Hall and Oats