Don't break the seal! With poll!

[Wahsapa]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Yuengling makes me throw bags of doritos around bars, and miller light helps me get into fights. 🙁

i find it hard to beleive miller light does anything to anybody 😛

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
JD or captain.

If I fail, I will pay for your drinks 🙂

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Wahsapa

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Yuengling makes me throw bags of doritos around bars, and miller light helps me get into fights. 🙁

i find it hard to beleive miller light does anything to anybody 😛

Haha! I'd drink bud, but I'm not a redneck. I'd drink good beer, but I'm usually broke. I'd drink liquor, but I'm not always in the mood for it.

But it might not be the miller light, just was last time. 😛

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
JD or captain.

If I fail, I will pay for your drinks 🙂

If I ever visit my relatives (if your profile is correct), I'll let you know. 😉

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Nik
Breaking the seal was explained to me as either first pee after drinking a load of alcohol, or lifting your butt off the toilet before you give a courtesy flush (for the smell).

"courtesy flush"? Lame. Waste of perfectly good water...bathrooms will ALWAYS smell.

 

[geno]

:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

:Q

😱

:beer:😀

 

[JulesMaximus]

OMG are any women really that stupid to order and/or use something like that? :roll:

 

[waitman]

Originally posted by: Wahsapa
uhhhh googles second result 😕 -shudder-

The Keeper has a 3 month money back guarentee, so if you hate it, just send it back. However, I've been selling them for 3 years now and I've never had anyone return theirs to me. LOL!

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: geno
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

:Q

😱

:beer:😀

Hey, you're psychic. I'm on #5. Only one more left before I have to break out the liquor...

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
If I ever visit my relatives (if your profile is correct), I'll let you know. 😉

It is correct. I leave the invitation open 🙂

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
If I ever visit my relatives (if your profile is correct), I'll let you know. 😉

It is correct. I leave the invitation open 🙂

I'll keep that in mind. I've got family in and around Joliet, and up near wisconsin. 😛

 

[n0cmonkey]

Thank god there is no karaoke in my apartment.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Evadman, your invitation doesn't include fisting does it? 😛

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: geno
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

:Q

😱

:beer:😀

Hey, you're psychic. I'm on #5. Only one more left before I have to break out the liquor...

it's a little vague, but I'm glad someone saw my "story" 😀

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I'll keep that in mind. I've got family in and around Joliet, and up near wisconsin. 😛

I'm between them.

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Evadman, your invitation doesn't include fisting does it? 😛

That depends on the amount of alcohol involved. 😛

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: geno

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: geno
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

:Q

😱

:beer:😀

Hey, you're psychic. I'm on #5. Only one more left before I have to break out the liquor...

it's a little vague, but I'm glad someone saw my "story" 😀

That was a very lovely story. And you tell it so well, with such enthusiasm!

Too late to buy more :beer:... Liquor, or juice? :Q Or does this require a new thread? 😛

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
I'll keep that in mind. I've got family in and around Joliet, and up near wisconsin. 😛

I'm between them.

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Evadman, your invitation doesn't include fisting does it? 😛

That depends on the amount of alcohol involved. 😛

You get the lube, I'll get the rubber glove. You won't sit right for a week. :lips:

 

[Kenazo]

Originally posted by: Wahsapa
uhhhh googles second result 😕 -shudder-

That is brutal!

 

[geno]

Too late to buy more :beer:... Liquor, or juice? :Q Or does this require a new thread? 😛

It's nights like these that I have bottles of the harder stuff sitting around the dorm... $8 litre of vodka? Yeah, we've got that. As you can guess, that one hasn't been cracked just yet... and I hope it won't be anytime soon *blech* 😀

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: geno

Too late to buy more :beer:... Liquor, or juice? :Q Or does this require a new thread? 😛

It's nights like these that I have bottles of the harder stuff sitting around the dorm... $8 litre of vodka? Yeah, we've got that. As you can guess, that one hasn't been cracked just yet... and I hope it won't be anytime soon *blech* 😀

My roommate bought vodka and kalua and told me to help myself (he isn't a big drinker). I also have JD sitting on the counter.

 

[zimu]

i miss beer. holy crap, this thread filled up fast.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: zimu
i miss beer. holy crap, this thread filled up fast.

Drinking threads, YAGTs, and reposts get filled up quickly.

 

[n0cmonkey]

JD + apple cider = teh yummies

To all the bitches that get drunk and can't type: DIE. That is all. 🙂

 

[Babbles]

I would go with the white Russian in that list. Usually, though, I follow with rum and Coke and start of with White Russians.

 

[n0cmonkey]

White russians seem a bit hard to make at the moment. The whole measuring thing is wierd.