don't be so mayo.

[waggy]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I wasted 20 years of my life not eating anything with mayo on it, because the only introduction to mayo I ever had was Miracle Whip. Blechhh! Thankfully, there was an error made when I was 20 & I had a bite of a sandwich with mayo on it.

Oh, and for you fvcktards at Subway: The mayo goes ON THE ROLL, not between the meat and lettuce.

yeah i wonder why they make it like that?

 

[Platypus]

all mayo / mayo substitutes are disgusting to me.

 

[Olybia]

Originally posted by: waggy
kethup on a sandwich? unless its a hamburger (even then) it shouldnt be on it!


MAYO>>>>>miracle whip.

i make a good chipotle mayo that is amazing. last batch i made was a tad to hot though. nobody would eat it.

Yes, Ketchup. I love ketchup so much that I always use it even with just a grilled meatloaf and cheese on my sandwich, my mom finds it weird too, but I love ketchup. 🙂




http://emoquiz.net/

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: Olybia

Originally posted by: waggy
kethup on a sandwich? unless its a hamburger (even then) it shouldnt be on it!


MAYO>>>>>miracle whip.

i make a good chipotle mayo that is amazing. last batch i made was a tad to hot though. nobody would eat it.

Yes, Ketchup. I love ketchup so much that I always use it even with just a grilled meatloaf and cheese on my sandwich, my mom finds it weird too, but I love ketchup. 🙂




http://emoquiz.net/

ok kethcup on a meatloaf sandwich is ok. but all of them? i couldnt see having it on a turkey sandwich heh.


hmm n ow i want a sandwich.

 

[darkswordsman17]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I wasted 20 years of my life not eating anything with mayo on it, because the only introduction to mayo I ever had was Miracle Whip. Blechhh! Thankfully, there was an error made when I was 20 & I had a bite of a sandwich with mayo on it.

Oh, and for you fvcktards at Subway: The mayo goes ON THE ROLL, not between the meat and lettuce.

You should tell them this if it upsets you that much. Then again, I don't know why you're going off about Subway, since Subway is the Miracle Whip of sandwich shops based on your feelings toward the condiment so you should know better than to even eat there.

And yay, yet another fucking stupid thing ATOT has pointless belligerent hate over. I can understand being mad if they use it as a replacement for mayo and don't tell you, but having such hostility over something you have a choice on is just entirely baffling.

 

[lxskllr]

I'm not a fan of any mayo like toppings. I don't care if it's mayo or MW, the item is never improved by it's inclusion.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: lxskllr
I'm not a fan of any mayo like toppings. I don't care if it's mayo or MW, the item is never improved by it's inclusion.

WRONG!

heh a turkey sandwich is far better with a little mayo. hmm turkey sandwich yumm.

sigh to bad all i have is bologna blah

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: surfsatwerk
Miracle Whip is the bomb.

All you euro-trash mayo lovers need to gtfo.

i grew up calling miracle whip mayo. thats just how it was. i love the stuff on burgers, sammiches and whatever.

ive also found an appreciation for mayo on a turkey sammich tho. mayo has its good points as well as miracle whip, they both taste great on burgers too.

my ex wife hated miracle whip so we were a 2 mayo house the whole time we were together.

 

[lxskllr]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: lxskllr
I'm not a fan of any mayo like toppings. I don't care if it's mayo or MW, the item is never improved by it's inclusion.

WRONG!

heh a turkey sandwich is far better with a little mayo. hmm turkey sandwich yumm.

sigh to bad all i have is bologna blah

I don't buy cold cuts for the house, and if I get them out it's usually Italian. The only thing I regularly eat that comes with mayo sometimes is hamburgers, and I'm generally a little ticked when the place I bought it from puts on mayo. I prefer dry, or maybe a little salsa for the the top.

 

[hanoverphist]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I wasted 20 years of my life not eating anything with mayo on it, because the only introduction to mayo I ever had was Miracle Whip. Blechhh! Thankfully, there was an error made when I was 20 & I had a bite of a sandwich with mayo on it.

Oh, and for you fvcktards at Subway: The mayo goes ON THE ROLL, not between the meat and lettuce.

yeah i wonder why they make it like that?

just tell them to put the mayo on the bread first, its not that difficult. i have them put bell peppers on it before toasting, they never tell me they cant change the order of things.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I wasted 20 years of my life not eating anything with mayo on it, because the only introduction to mayo I ever had was Miracle Whip. Blechhh! Thankfully, there was an error made when I was 20 & I had a bite of a sandwich with mayo on it.

Oh, and for you fvcktards at Subway: The mayo goes ON THE ROLL, not between the meat and lettuce.

yeah i wonder why they make it like that?

My wife makes all my lunches like that. She does it so the bread doesn't get soggy.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Olybia
Yeah, I agree with most of you guys. I am not really into mayo = miracle whip. It taste different from the good mayo's.

I love ketchup in my sandwiches though.




http://emoquiz.net/

Instead of spamming, how about you put that piece of shit, ugly as hell, worthless link in you sig?

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I wasted 20 years of my life not eating anything with mayo on it, because the only introduction to mayo I ever had was Miracle Whip. Blechhh! Thankfully, there was an error made when I was 20 & I had a bite of a sandwich with mayo on it.

Oh, and for you fvcktards at Subway: The mayo goes ON THE ROLL, not between the meat and lettuce.

yeah i wonder why they make it like that?

My wife makes all my lunches like that. She does it so the bread doesn't get soggy.

I'm a slow eater. but i have never had my bread get soggy. then again i make small sandwiches too.

man now i want a turkey sandwich. oh maybe a roast beef and ham. hmm

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I wasted 20 years of my life not eating anything with mayo on it, because the only introduction to mayo I ever had was Miracle Whip. Blechhh! Thankfully, there was an error made when I was 20 & I had a bite of a sandwich with mayo on it.

Oh, and for you fvcktards at Subway: The mayo goes ON THE ROLL, not between the meat and lettuce.

yeah i wonder why they make it like that?

My wife makes all my lunches like that. She does it so the bread doesn't get soggy.

I'm a slow eater. but i have never had my bread get soggy. then again i make small sandwiches too.

man now i want a turkey sandwich. oh maybe a roast beef and ham. hmm

My wife makes my lunch at 5:30 AM. I eat it at noon.

 

[Chronoshock]

Protip:
Make a BLT and mix the rendered bacon fat into the (real) mayo. Spread the mix liberally on both pieces of bread. It's EXTRA delicious

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I wasted 20 years of my life not eating anything with mayo on it, because the only introduction to mayo I ever had was Miracle Whip. Blechhh! Thankfully, there was an error made when I was 20 & I had a bite of a sandwich with mayo on it.

Oh, and for you fvcktards at Subway: The mayo goes ON THE ROLL, not between the meat and lettuce.

yeah i wonder why they make it like that?

My wife makes all my lunches like that. She does it so the bread doesn't get soggy.

I'm a slow eater. but i have never had my bread get soggy. then again i make small sandwiches too.

man now i want a turkey sandwich. oh maybe a roast beef and ham. hmm

My wife makes my lunch at 5:30 AM. I eat it at noon.

at least your wife makes it =0


when i was working i would put the mayo in a small sealed container. ahh its nice to be retired. except when you want a turkey sandwich and live 20 minutes from town =(

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Chronoshock
Protip:
Make a BLT and mix the rendered bacon fat into the (real) mayo. Spread the mix liberally on both pieces of bread. It's EXTRA delicious

I just dip the lightly-toasted bread into the bacon grease, then put the mayo on.

KT

 

[sactoking]

I would rather eat a sandwich made with bread and meat rubbed in my armpit and crotch stank after not showering for a month than eat a sandwich containing mayonnaise or any pseudo-mayonnaise replacement product like Miracle Whip.

Seriously.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: waggy
... ahh its nice to be retired. except when you want a turkey sandwich and live 20 minutes from town =(

I went without beer yesterday because the wife is out of town and the store is 10 minutes away.
I have to go to physical therapy today so I'll stop and get some then. I think I'll stop and get the new pastrami sandwich at Subway too.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: sactoking
I would rather eat a sandwich made with bread and meat rubbed in my armpit and crotch stank after not showering for a month than eat a sandwich containing mayonnaise or any pseudo-mayonnaise replacement product like Miracle Whip.

Seriously.

I'll be in Sacramento today or tomorrow. I'll drop one off.

 

[JujuFish]

Miracle Whip is OK, but it doesn't hold a candle to mayonnaise.

Oh, and anyone who types (and, especially, speaks) "sammiches" needs to DIAF, thanks. 😛

 

[lxskllr]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I think I'll stop and get the mew pastrami sandwich at Subway too.

Is that made from cat?

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: lxskllr

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I think I'll stop and get the mew pastrami sandwich at Subway too.

Is that made from cat?

:laugh:

 

[trmiv]

I love how they are trying to make putting fucking Miracle Whip on your sandwich all counter culture and hip. It's a frigging condiment, not a lifestyle choice.

I thought this little rant from here http://www.youjustmademylist.com/?p=2178 was amusing about this

?We will not be quiet!
We will not try to blend in!
We will not disappear in the background or play second fiddle!
We?re not like the others, we won?t ever try to be!?

You might think this battle cry was overheard at a recent gay marriage rally but NO, you stupid idiot, that?s your mayonnaise talking, bitch! Fuck you world, I love Miracle Whip and if you don?t like it you can eat my creamy, white shit. Don?t try and tell ME and MY generation what condiments we should eat. Take your old man sandwich spread and shove it up your old man ass because guess what motherfucker, I?m going to eat Miracle Whip with a spoon while getting a mohawk. Look dude, I don?t care if I spill a little M-Whip on my Ron Paul poster, because that?s the way it goes man when you are fucking vibing on a jar of the Whip! Now if you will excuse me, I have to comb my ironic mustache and down a little Whip before going to my bike messenger job. Jealous?

You can have my Miracle Whip when you pry it from my COLD, DEAD, FAT HAND!

The Miracle Whip commercial that tells you what?s up, bitch! It?s on Facebook because that?s how my generation rolls!!! Don?t be boring! You wouldn?t understand, old Man.

 

[biggestmuff]

Salad dressing. Saldad. Dressing.