donno if this is a repost but FUNNY

alphatarget1

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here it is

"Don't know how true this is but it is funny.

You gotta love this guy.....This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them
at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation the groomsaid he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of
minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest
wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard priceless" commercial out of this?"
 

syberscott

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Originally posted by: Kevin
$32,000 seems cheap for 300 guests...
You're joking right. I had 290 or so at my wedding and reception; it cost less than $3000 and it was nice. I had tons of help from family and friends including free catering (just paid for food), free cake, free church, etc.

 

simms

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this is true. well, maybe not...my religion teacher talked about it.. said something about her cousin?
 

Cyberian

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Originally posted by: PatboyX
Urban MyFace

truth?
I was meaning to ask this a long time ago, but here goes.
Just because 'snopes' declares something as an 'urban legend', does that mean that it never happened or could never happen?

 

Jhill

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This urban legend is older than my great great great grandpas buckskin rubber.