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[Evadman]

Dear:

[ ] Clueless n00b
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Ricer
[X] kid with no clue
[ ] Flamebait
[ ] Jackass
[ ] Lazy person
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Idiot
[ ] Asterik-laden adjective
[ ] Pointless Thread Starter

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
[ ] You asked for w@rez
[ ] You don't know what you're talking about
[ ] You posted a thread that deserved pics, and no pics were found
[ ] You posted "postcount++" or any variation
[X] You suck
[ ] You posted one of the reposts from hell.
[ ] Your post title has nothing to do with the content
[ ] You complained about something you got for free/low cost
[ ] You are not the grammer police
[ ] You hate the U.S. or its policies yet will not leave
[ ] You started a flamewar thread
[ ] You are b!tching about something you have no right to b!tch about
[ ] You asked for medical help on a computer forum
[ ] You like ricers
[ ] You are a ricer
[ ] You asked how to mod a honda
[ ] You tried to build a system even though you have NO clue how to do it
[ ] Your sig/alias sucks
[ ] You did not listen to a smarter member or ignored advice
[ ] You need use the damn search button
[ ] You posted in the wrong forum
[ ] You said any version of "repost" This is allowed sometimes but not this time
[X] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You posted a topic/message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted spam
[ ] Your stupidity is astounding
[ ] You used the words 'suxors' and/or 'roxors'
[ ] You posted "FIRST POST!"
[ ] You are quitting the boards for good...again
[ ] You complained about the Mods

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Give up your AOL/Euronet/MSN/Planet Internet account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Listen to Moonbeam for 3 hours
[ ] Become friends with Red Dawn
[ ] Pry the Caps Lock and Shift keys from your keyboard
[ ] Read the damned FAQ
[ ] Post some damn pics
[ ] Go hug your parents right now
[ ] Remove the <insert forum here> forum from your list
[ ] Read the manual / instructions
[ ] Remove your genitalia so you do not breed
[ ] Repenting is not possible. you are banned.
[ ] Use the damned search function
[ ] Post in the right damned forum
[X] Put your car into a crusher
[ ] Apologize to everybody on these boards
[ ] Actually leave the boards for good
[ ] Perform sexual favors on the Mods

Thank you.

 

[iamwiz82]

going old school Evad.

 

[prodigy]

paid someone to shovel it out for you

 

[geno]

you urinated and/or dipped your balls in it.

 

[Mrpilot007]

You hosed it down with airport quality de-icer.

 

[notfred]

I think this is the only forum on the internet where you can make 1249 consecutive worthless posts and not get banned.

 

[Spooner]

Dumped a bunch of rock salt on it?

 

[Wduaqnug]

almost got it but it has to be specific..........

 

[Wduaqnug]

notfred

14568


you beat me by quiete few thousands so shut up

 

[Evadman]

you dumped a salt water mixture on the snow.

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: Wduaqnug
almost got it but it has to be specific..........

you dumped a bunch of rock salt in front of the car and around the car and around other devices [eg wheels] which would be used to remove said car from said snow bank.

 

[aircooled]

Rubbing Alcohol

 

[Kyteland]

You rented a helicopter with a giant bucket attached and dumped massive amounts of ocean water on to your car.

Edit: But it was the scuba diver that finally turned the trick.

 

[Wduaqnug]

kyteland sounds exotic

 

[Wduaqnug]

fine you give up

 

[Wduaqnug]

"mexican" came to the rescue by diving under snow to clean tires, entire street around my car completely



total price paid: $25

 

[Spooner]

Go away.



Just go away.

 

[Wduaqnug]

too bad my regular and digital camera at my parents house, to take pictures what had to been done to dig it out

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: Spooner
Go away.



Just go away.

hey, be easy - he doesn't mean any harm

 

[SuperSix]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Got someone else to do it?

Got a new car?

Since it's a hot wheels, you bent down, picked it up, and put it on top of the snow?

He didn't get it because he didn't specify a Mexican did it?

Yep, you're a jackass..

 

[BarbeQueGuy]

Originally posted by: Wduaqnug
"mexican" came to the rescue by diving under snow to clean tires, entire street around my car completely



total price paid: $25

My wife is Mexican, and I find your post VERY offensive!

Originally posted by: Wduaqnug
fine you give up

Nobody cares!

 

[Wduaqnug]

after all scuba diving and digging out, car still wouldnt come out, he pushed it out as well. Bargain price, he asked for that price himself

after all tommorow all that snow could of turned into water leak inside my car , that would cost a lot more

 

[Wduaqnug]

There are team of them walking around with shovels, its not like i forced him to do it.

 

[Wduaqnug]

my neighbor tried to dig his car yesterday, from 8am to around 2pm none stop and gave up, his car is still in snow

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: BarbeQueGuy

Originally posted by: Wduaqnug
"mexican" came to the rescue by diving under snow to clean tires, entire street around my car completely



total price paid: $25

My wife is Mexican, and I find your post VERY offensive!

Originally posted by: Wduaqnug
fine you give up

Nobody cares!

um, so whatever mexicans choose to do with their life is offensive to you?