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DIRECTV ANNUAL PROGRAMMING COMMITMENT AGREEMENT
Thank you for choosing to purchase DIRECTV System equipment. By signing this Annual Programming Commitment Agreement, Customer (hereafter referred to as "I"/"me"/"you"/"your") agrees to abide by the following terms and conditions. This Agreement is in consideration of your purchase of System equipment at the promotional price reflected on your sales receipt.
PROGRAMMING COMMITMENT:
Within 30 days of purchase of your DIRECTV System equipment, you agree to activate any DIRECTV(R) TOTAL
CHOICE(R) programming package or a DIRECTV PARA TODOS(R) OPCION EXTRA ESPECIAL(R) programming package (valued at $33.99 per month or above), Phoenix TV, or Jadeworld programming package.
The programming package must be maintained for a period of twelve (12) consecutive months (without interruption)
for each DIRECTV System purchased by you, including additional DIRECTV Receivers ($4.99 per month per additional receiver as long as all receivers are connected to the same phone line). After you have fulfilled your twelve (12) month agreement to the required programming package, you are not obligated to continue your subscription of DIRECTV(R) programming for any specific duration. Existing DIRECTV customers may activate additional receivers with their existing DIRECTV(R) programming package.
CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR FAILURE TO MAINTAIN PROGRAMMING
COMMITMENT:
If you fail to activate your DIRECTV System equipment within 30 days of purchase date, you agree that DIRECTV may charge you a fee of one hundred fifty U.S. Dollars ($150.00), as liquidated damages, per DIRECTV System that is not activated, and if you fail to maintain and pay for twelve (12) consecutive months of the required programming package, you agree that DIRECTV may charge you a prorated fee of up to one hundred fifty U.S. dollars ($150.00). You authorize DIRECTV to charge the credit card you provide as part of your programming commitment (for web sales, at the time of equipment purchase) to pay for these charges (where applicable).