Donating sperm?

Slvrtg277

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Anyone here ever done it and got paid for it? For something that you do on a regular basis anyway, why not get paid for it? Seriously.
 

Kelemvor

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GOod question. Problem is when your sperm impregnantes someone and then you get sued for child support and alimony. It's happened before I'm pretty sure because there aren't real good laws for that...

But heck, depending on what it paid, I'd do it.
 

Hankerton

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From what I understand, it pays very VERY well. But in order for you to do so, you have to get screened for all types of diseases, as well as taking IQ and personality tests and those sorts of things. Seems like a lot of work just to become an unknown Daddy.
 
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Lengthy screening process. Gotta give up a lotta the guys before you start making the bucks.

To elaborate, its much more invovled than just dropping in and filling a jar. If it were that easy the line would be out the door :). You are gonna be the daddy for some rich ladys kid. You have to be smart, tall, personable etc.
 

moshquerade

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some guys get weirded out afterwards knowing a genetic kid of theirs might be running around.
 

Viper GTS

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Think about this for a moment:

- Any guy can masturbate
- There isn't a limited number of sperm

Given those two things, sperm banks can be as selective as they want to be.

You'd better be something really special if you have aspirations of donating.

Viper GTS
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Think about this for a moment:

- Any guy can masturbate
- There isn't a limited number of sperm

Given those two things, sperm banks can be as selective as they want to be.

You'd better be something really special if you have aspirations of donating.

Viper GTS
funny, then the girl or couple can "sperm shop" and get the characteristics they want in a kid.
 

Baked

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Dec 28, 2004
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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Think about this for a moment:

- Any guy can masturbate
- There isn't a limited number of sperm

Given those two things, sperm banks can be as selective as they want to be.

You'd better be something really special if you have aspirations of donating.

Viper GTS
funny, then the girl or couple can "sperm shop" and get the characteristics they want in a kid.

Exactly. And it costs a lot of money too. Maybe that's what they're doing in Gattaca...
 

AdamSnow

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I will only give my goods to 1 girl... :)

No one else is lucky enough to have my child... hahaha :)
 

shilala

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If they paid 5 bucks a teaspoon, I'd be rich in two weeks.
I already started filling a 55 gallon drum in anticipation...
 

marcello

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Dude, you can get seamen so cheap. All you have to do is find a bum in an alley, close your eyes, and suck it through a hose.
Close your eyes and suck it through a hose?
Yep, close your eyes and suck it through a hose.
 

Schrodinger

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I'd never do it even if they paid a small fortune.

Just knowing your own offspring are out there somewhere would be disturbing IMO. But hey, anything for $$$ :roll: