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Dolphin tries to commit suicide

I find it interesting that the other dolphins went over to watch. You just know one of them egged that other on. "Come on Jerry! Jump Jerry!"
 
It looked like he got cocky from the cheers he got on that trick so he tried to do it again and failed. Looks like he might be an appetizer at Pei Wei now.
 
That sucks. That dolphin is probably messed up mentally from a life in captivity and constant prodding to teach it tricks and stuff. We do pretty terrible things to animals for our own amusement.

The flip side of that is that no one would give a shit about dolphins if they weren't on display at seaworlds or the equivalents around the globe and trained to act in movies and television shows. We wouldn't know how awesome they are and there would be much less outrage over them being harmed in the wild. These few dolphins make a great sacrifice for the rest of their species by endearing themselves to the most bloodthirsty, violent, and dangerous species on the planet.
 
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Something the baby said that clicked with the dolphin language. Baby: your mother is the droppings from a trout. Dolphin: FUUUU
 
That's some positive punishment right there.

Dolphin: "I wanna see what's over this walAAUGHHH!"
*SPLAT!!*
Dolphin: "ow! fuck me! ow! this was a terrible idea!"
 
It's just a curious dolphin checking out the other side out of curiosity.

Dolphins are intelligent and naturally curious....
 
iamanidiot said:
Lol at other dolphins looking at him. How was this a sui attempt? Dolphins are mammals.
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yea this is the best part, the other two are just staring through the glass watching. Maybe it's like Jurassic Park and they are simply testing for weaknesses so they know the best route to take when the time comes.
 
Glitchny said:
yea this is the best part, the other two are just staring through the glass watching. Maybe it's like Jurassic Park and they are simply testing for weaknesses so they know the best route to take when the time comes.
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I like how you think
 
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