Dollar Joke

[sonz70]

A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?" The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff... church, church, church."

 

[Mrvile]

Hmm.

 

[Noirish]

huh?

 

[dighn]

bbq?

 

[NiKeFiDO]

i get it. duh!!!
$20s get spent all the time, $1 is only thing churches get @collections

duh!?!?!

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: NiKeFiDO
i get it. duh!!!
$20s get spent all the time, $1 is only thing churches get @collections

duh!?!?!

NO WAY!!!

 

[NiKeFiDO]

yes, way!

 

[Juice Box]

im sorry you spent all that time typing that out

 

[NogginBoink]

Sheesh. You guys.

This is obviously a Catholic joke; I thought it was pretty funny. (And yes, I'm Catholic.)

 

[lokiju]

That wasn't funny.



At all.

 

[AdamSnow]

Originally posted by: blazert40
That wasn't funny.



At all.

I concur

 

[xaeniac]

i thought it was funny, guess it's a catholic thing

 

[imported_LoKe]

So, catholics are heap? Hah..hah...ha.

I'd have said I've been hanging out with strippers...but that's just me.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: sonz70
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?" The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff... church, church, church."

Update your blog.

 

[meltdown75]

the $20 was IYB

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: AdamSnow

Originally posted by: blazert40
That wasn't funny.



At all.

I concur

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

I used to be Catholic... I currently do not find the joke funny.

 

[bigrash]

where's the tomatoes?

 

[sonz70]

Some people are pretty oversensitive here, specially since the joke mentioned nothing about Catholics, only a church.

 

[andy98765]

haha

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: sonz70
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?" The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff... church, church, church."

I know exactly what that means.

****** cheapskates.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: NiKeFiDO
i get it. duh!!!
$20s get spent all the time, $1 is only thing churches get @collections

duh!?!?!

Bingo!

 

[SVT Cobra]

i got it...meh not funny

and i am sort of jewish

 

[n7]

YOU SAID YOU WOULD UPDATE YOUR BLOG TODAY!

 

[Bumrush99]

Stand up comedy is not in your future sonz.
Stick with male prostitution