Doing a weekend trip this weekend to Myrtle Beach

[UsandThem]

It will be our first beach trip since 2010 when we were in California.

During that beach trip, a woman (probably 18-21) walked down the middle of the beach by herself, wearing a teeny-tiny thong bikini. Every beach goer that day turned their heads as she slowly walked down the entire length of the beach. Not being dead, I took a quick look and immediately turned to look at my wife who was a little ways down the beach from me with our kids. As soon as my wife spotted here, she immediately turned to look at me to see what I was looking at, so I smiled at her that she didn't catch me.

Planning this new beach trip (without our kids), I jokingly told her that if the same thing happened, for her not to immediately turn and look at me with the evil eyes if I happen to take a peek. Surprisingly, she said she wouldn't care if I looked this time because it's been 12 years, and now that I'm old she doesn't have to worry about me possibly trying to do something stupid. .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.

 

[BoomerD]

It will be our first beach trip since 2010 when we were in California.

During that beach trip, a woman (probably 18-21) walked down the middle of the beach by herself, wearing a teeny-tiny thong bikini. Every beach goer that day turned their heads as she slowly walked down the entire length of the beach. Not being dead, I took a quick look and immediately turned to look at my wife who was a little ways down the beach from me with our kids. As soon as my wife spotted here, she immediately turned to look at me to see what I was looking at, so I smiled at her that she didn't catch me.

Planning this new beach trip (without our kids), I jokingly told her that if the same thing happened, for her not to immediately turn and look at me with the evil eyes if I happen to take a peek. Surprisingly, she said she wouldn't care if I looked this time because it's been 12 years, and now that I'm old she doesn't have to worry about me possibly trying to do something stupid. .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.

We were in San Diego over Labor Day weekend about 25 years ago. Spent a good portion of one day at Pacific Beach. There were these two gorgeous "hard body babes" that walked by wearing fishnet bikinis...nipples poking through, bush visible, the whole 9 yards...Apparently my jaw dropped to my knees as I watched them walk by, because all of a sudden...I got an elbow in the ribs and heard my wife say, "What the hell are you looking at?" I simply replied, "Woman, if I have to explain it to you, as soon as we get home, you're going to the optometrist to have your eyes checked. I might be married, but dammit, I'm not DEAD."

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

The one main thing I hate about beaches?


The people.

 

[soulcougher73]

The one main thing I hate about beaches?


The people.

You are really going to hate life then. They are everywhere.

 

[Muadib]

We were in San Diego over Labor Day weekend about 25 years ago. Spent a good portion of one day at Pacific Beach. There were these two gorgeous "hard body babes" that walked by wearing fishnet bikinis...nipples poking through, bush visible, the whole 9 yards...Apparently my jaw dropped to my knees as I watched them walk by, because all of a sudden...I got an elbow in the ribs and heard my wife say, "What the hell are you looking at?" I simply replied, "Woman, if I have to explain it to you, as soon as we get home, you're going to the optometrist to have your eyes checked. I might be married, but dammit, I'm not DEAD."

LOL, My last trip to the beach, I had a topless German woman get on the elevator with me and the wife. I haven't been back to the beach since.

 

[pcgeek11]

I remember as a young sailor in Spain we all went to nude beach to gawk at the chicks. Extremely disappointed when we arrived to find there were two old ladies on the beach walking nude and kicking their boobs ahead of them in the sand.

 

[Muadib]

I remember as a young sailor in Spain we all went to nude beach to gawk at the chicks. Extremely disappointed when we arrived to find there were two old ladies on the beach walking nude and kicking their boobs ahead of them in the sand.

I had this experience here in NJ. Sooo disappointing!

 

[UsandThem]

Back from a much needed break.

Mid 70s with clear skies the whole time, and I got to have sex 1.25 times.

 

[lxskllr]

Did you go jellyfishing?

 

[UsandThem]

Did you go jellyfishing?

Thankfully that was the only one I saw while there.

I'm always worried about one of those things running into me while in the water.

 

[BoomerD]

We have those "globs of jelly" on the beaches here a couple of times every year. Sort of resembling washed up jellyfish, they're actually tunicates called salps.

Salps: A Mystery on the Beach - Coastal Interpretive Center

August 3 to August 5, something different from the normal was seen on the beach between Driftwood South and Marine View Drive. The morning tide was bringing a continuous wrack […]

interpretivecenter.org

We can also get inundated by millions of velella velella every couple of years..

Millions of jellyfish-like creatures wash up in Ocean Shores

Millions of jellyfish-like creatures have become stranded along the Washington coastline.

komonews.com

Pictures: Billions of Blue Jellyfish Wash Up on American Beaches

The animals known as "by-the-wind sailors" stay out on the open ocean—until the winds change.

www.nationalgeographic.com

We do get the occasional jellyfish on the beach, but they're not very common here.

 

[sdifox]

LOL, My last trip to the beach, I had a topless German woman get on the elevator with me and the wife. I haven't been back to the beach since.

What kind of beach have an elevator?

 

[IronWing]

What kind of beach have an elevator?

The storied beaches of New Jersey.

 

[Exterous]

You are really going to hate life then. They are everywhere.

There are still a few places left to get away from it all. Best beach ever was in the Seychelles and no one around for miles

 

[Muadib]

What kind of beach have an elevator?

The elevator was in the hotel. The hotel was on the beach. It was very nice.