Doh! My meter reader was a hot chic! **another hot chic pic added**

[MisterJackson]

I park out back here at work and was unloading some stuff from my 4runner when the usual old white pickup truck that comes through to read the meters rolled up.

This time however, instead of some old sweaty dude, a dead on "9" blonde got out and took her little meter reader over to the building next to mine. At first I thought my mind was playing tricks. Why would a gorgeous, stacked little blond be doing that job.

After a few blinks I realized my eyes weren't decieving me, it indeed was a hottie meter reader!

Alas, I was a good 30 feet away so saying hi without yelling and looking like a fool was out of the question.

I ran over every possible scenario to get her attention, but no ideas came

Well, I take that back, I almost moaned and dropped to the ground to see if she'd run over to check on me, but that idea would have been really hard to execute. I've got a little skill, but none on the level of faking a medical emergency to meet a chic !

Oh well, at least the weathers nice today, and who knows, maybe I'll see her again next month. Though with my luck she was only filling in for sweaty old guy who was out sick or something!

EDIT: Thread modified to include a pic......not of "Meter Reader Girl", but of "Verizon Girl" my friend had the presence of mind to snap a pic of the other day. I gotta make up for my lack of pics somehow!

Believe it or not this is a white girls booty!

 

[Unheard]

TTIWWP

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
I park out back here at work and was unloading some stuff from my 4runner when the usual old white pickup truck that comes through to read the meters rolled up.

This time however, instead of some old sweaty dude, a dead on "9" blonde got out and took her little meter reader over to the building next to mine. At first I thought my mind was playing tricks. Why would a gorgeous, stacked little blond be doing that job.

After a few blinks I realized my eyes weren't decieving me, it indeed was a hottie meter reader!

Alas, I was a good 30 feet away so saying hi without yelling and looking like a fool was out of the question.

I ran over every possible scenario to get her attention, but no ideas came

Well, I take that back, I almost moaned and dropped to the ground to see if she'd run over to check on me, but that idea would have been really hard to execute. I've got a little skill, but none on the level of faking a medical emergency to meet a chic !

Oh well, at least the weathers nice today, and who knows, maybe I'll see her again next month. Though with my luck she was only filling in for sweaty old guy who was out sick or something!

Heh, you should have chased her shouting "How much?!"

 

[dullard]

Lovely Rita meter maid.
Lovely Rita meter maid.
Lovely Rita meter maid.
Nothing can come between us,
When it gets dark I tow your heart away.
Standing by a parking meter,
When I caught a glimpse of Rita,
Filling in a ticket in her little white book.
In a cap she looked much older,
And the bag across her shoulder
Made her look a little like a military man.
Lovely Rita meter maid,
May I inquire discreetly,
When are you free,
To take some tea with me.
Took her out and tried to win her,
Had a laugh and over dinner,
Told her I would really like to see her again,
Got the bill and Rita paid it,
Took her home I nearly made it,
Sitting on the sofa with a sister or two.
Oh, lovely Rita meter maid,
Where would I be without you,
Give us a wink and make me think of you.
*Followed by a minute of groaning and other orgasm sounds*

 

[Kelnoen]

"Excuse me miss, I think there is a gas leak in my bedroom, can you check it out?"

 

[skace]

Originally posted by: Unheard
TTIWWP

Thats not completely true, it's a pretty good story in it's own right!

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: Unheard
TTIWWP

Yeah "Uh, excuse me miss, can I take your picture even though I just met you. Some dude on the internet wants to see how hot you are."

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: Kelnoen
"Excuse me miss, I think there is a gas leak in my bedroom, can you check it out?"

She was with the power co.

 

[Unheard]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: Unheard
TTIWWP

Yeah "Uh, excuse me miss, can I take your picture even though I just met you. Some dude on the internet wants to see how hot you are."

Don't try to argue, you know providing pics even @ the risk of causing harm to oneself is your civic duty to the rest of the ATOT community.

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: Unheard

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: Unheard
TTIWWP

Yeah "Uh, excuse me miss, can I take your picture even though I just met you. Some dude on the internet wants to see how hot you are."

Don't try to argue, you know providing pics even @ the risk of causing harm to oneself is your civic duty to the rest of the ATOT community.

You have a valid point.......

I'm sorry. I'll get them next time!

EDITED OP to satisfy ATOT's need for a pic, any pic!

 

[DougK62]

CHIC and CHICK do not have the same meaning.

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: DougK62
CHIC and CHICK do not have the same meaning.

I know, but it's the way I've always seen it in this instance.....besides, the other one makes me think Chicken.

 

[DougK62]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: DougK62
CHIC and CHICK do not have the same meaning.

I know, but it's the way I've always seen it in this instance.....besides, the other one makes me think Chicken.

If everyone else jumped off of a bridge, would you?

 

[Baked]

Tap that ass, STAT.

 

[Kelnoen]

Whoa, thats a booty!!!

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: DougK62

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: DougK62
CHIC and CHICK do not have the same meaning.

I know, but it's the way I've always seen it in this instance.....besides, the other one makes me think Chicken.

If everyone else jumped off of a bridge, would you?

Yes mother, I would.....base jumping's all the rage these days....WTF are you riding my ass for man??

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: Kelnoen
"Excuse me miss, I think there is a gas leak in my bedroom, can you check it out?"

She was with the power co.

.... your area isn't gas and electric in one?

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: Injury

Originally posted by: MisterJackson

Originally posted by: Kelnoen
"Excuse me miss, I think there is a gas leak in my bedroom, can you check it out?"

She was with the power co.

.... your area isn't gas and electric in one?

Well, I don't think the power girl wants to check out my gas leak.....wait, that doesn't sound right

I can't say there's an "elecricity leak" to lure her back in my shop. Maybe I could have asked her to "check for grounded outlets"

 

[IceBergSLiM]

you dont always need a gimmick sometimes sincere flattery will do it.

She doesnt have her guard up cuz she is working so she would be more receptive to this type of approach. She prob hates her job so tlaking to someone to break up the monotony would make her day.

Walk up to her "I was just unloading some junk from my car and saw you here checking hte meter... I just had to come over to meet you" then continue with conversation.

or "Hey can you tell me what those dials mean and point to the meter. I've always wanted to know. "

it takes balls to do either of these approaches considering the environment you are in so she is likely to acknowledge the effort and confidence it took.

IN SUMMARY: next time get out of your head just do something anything. If you failed you at least tried.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
you dont always need a gimmick sometimes sincere flattery will do it.

She doesnt have her guard up cuz she is working so she would be more receptive to this type of approach. She prob hates her job so tlaking to someone to break up the monotony would make her day.

Walk up to her "I was just unloading some junk from my car and saw you here checking hte meter... I just had to come over to meet you" then continue with conversation.

or "Hey can you tell me what those dials mean and point to the meter. I've always wanted to know. "

it takes balls to do either of these approaches considering the environment you are in so she is likely to acknowledge the effort and confidence it took.

IN SUMMARY: next time get out of your head just do something anything. If you failed you at least tried.

I cant imagine that first approach working.

 

[LS20]

wow, shes got something nice poking out

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
you dont always need a gimmick sometimes sincere flattery will do it.

She doesnt have her guard up cuz she is working so she would be more receptive to this type of approach. She prob hates her job so tlaking to someone to break up the monotony would make her day.

Walk up to her "I was just unloading some junk from my car and saw you here checking hte meter... I just had to come over to meet you" then continue with conversation.

or "Hey can you tell me what those dials mean and point to the meter. I've always wanted to know. "

it takes balls to do either of these approaches considering the environment you are in so she is likely to acknowledge the effort and confidence it took.

IN SUMMARY: next time get out of your head just do something anything. If you failed you at least tried.

I cant imagine that first approach working.

why not? being sincere can work IRL.

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
you dont always need a gimmick sometimes sincere flattery will do it.

She doesnt have her guard up cuz she is working so she would be more receptive to this type of approach. She prob hates her job so tlaking to someone to break up the monotony would make her day.

Walk up to her "I was just unloading some junk from my car and saw you here checking hte meter... I just had to come over to meet you" then continue with conversation.

or "Hey can you tell me what those dials mean and point to the meter. I've always wanted to know. "

it takes balls to do either of these approaches considering the environment you are in so she is likely to acknowledge the effort and confidence it took.

IN SUMMARY: next time get out of your head just do something anything. If you failed you at least tried.

I cant imagine that first approach working.

why not? being sincere can work IRL.

I've got no problem meeting women, or rather approaching them. I just now chatted up a girl at Zaxbys while we waited on our to go orders.

I asked out 3 girls last week. Haven't heard from any of them yet, and if I don't, I'm cool with that.

My approach is usually to give them my number or email. As a rule girls rarely call a guy but I always find a way to get them interested enough to try. I make it a point to ask directed questions and take my conversation w/ them from there. Example, she likes flowers "Oh, you should see such and such botanical gardens. I go there once in awhile, here's my number, we should hang out some time, it's be fun.".

This way, they don't have to say yes or no right there. Then, if they call later, it's a win win situation all around.

I just think this situation disarmed me because A) She was hoter than the normal fat sweaty dude (obviously ) and I didn't expect that, and B) her meter reader thing was electronic so I had all of a 20 second window to make my "in".

She looked rushed too, so I didn't think interrupting her flow of work would be wise. There will be more oppritunities.

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
you dont always need a gimmick sometimes sincere flattery will do it.

She doesnt have her guard up cuz she is working so she would be more receptive to this type of approach. She prob hates her job so tlaking to someone to break up the monotony would make her day.

Walk up to her "I was just unloading some junk from my car and saw you here checking hte meter... I just had to come over to meet you" then continue with conversation.

or "Hey can you tell me what those dials mean and point to the meter. I've always wanted to know. "

it takes balls to do either of these approaches considering the environment you are in so she is likely to acknowledge the effort and confidence it took.

IN SUMMARY: next time get out of your head just do something anything. If you failed you at least tried.

I cant imagine that first approach working.

why not? being sincere can work IRL.

Yea, being sincere can work, but being weird does not work. Approaching a girl and saying "Oh, I just had to meet you" is weird IMO. There's nothing casual about it.

 

[ColdFusion718]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
I park out back here at work and was unloading some stuff from my 4runner when the usual old white pickup truck that comes through to read the meters rolled up.

This time however, instead of some old sweaty dude, a dead on "9" blonde got out and took her little meter reader over to the building next to mine. At first I thought my mind was playing tricks. Why would a gorgeous, stacked little blond be doing that job.

After a few blinks I realized my eyes weren't decieving me, it indeed was a hottie meter reader!

Alas, I was a good 30 feet away so saying hi without yelling and looking like a fool was out of the question.

I ran over every possible scenario to get her attention, but no ideas came

Well, I take that back, I almost moaned and dropped to the ground to see if she'd run over to check on me, but that idea would have been really hard to execute. I've got a little skill, but none on the level of faking a medical emergency to meet a chic !

Oh well, at least the weathers nice today, and who knows, maybe I'll see her again next month. Though with my luck she was only filling in for sweaty old guy who was out sick or something!

EDIT: Thread modified to include a pic......not of "Meter Reader Girl", but of "Verizon Girl" my friend had the presence of mind to snap a pic of the other day. I gotta make up for my lack of pics somehow!

Believe it or not this is a white girls booty!

Well there's your problem right there--you violated the 3-second rule. Your best chance would have been to just go up and talk to her. Do you have any clever openers (prepared ahead of time)?

Here are some wise words I remind myself whenever I see a looker and I'm afraid to approach: he who hesitates, masturbates.