Dogs. Anyone had a close encounter with a dog?

[Rip the Jacker]

Once..

I went into this neighborhood and I was walking on the street when all of a sudden I see this HUGE DOG WALKING on the STREET. It sees me. I see it. It starts walking towards me and then to the right of the street, there was this house that had another dog. That dog saw the dog walking on the street; they made eye contact and they ran up to each other and tried to bite each other. The both of them tried jumping out/in the fence and as soon as I saw the first dog, I started sprinting away.

Then, I sprinted for 5 mins straight to BB, where I was going to get some blank CDs. I wonder what happened to those dogs and why the fVck the owner didn't care enough to put a good fence around the first dogs yard.

 

[NetGuySC]

Oh yes, I just started working with Animal Control. I was on call last week and I got a called at 2am from dispatch, a deputy needed my assistance with a pit bull. I drove my cheery a$$ to the scene and the deputy telsl me that he had to tazer the dog twice. Now not only do I have a vicious pit bull tgo deal with, but now I have a vicious pit bull that is extremely pissed off from being tasered twice.

The whole time while I was trying to detain the dog there were two red dots always on the dogs body ... the laser sights of the deputys tasers. This was kind of reassuring for this pit was in a bad mood and was quite dangerous

As soon as I had the dog restrained, I told the deputies to put the tasers away for I didn't want one of them with a hair trigger to accidently shoot me in my a$$


I had another near crap-in-my-pants experience with a German Police Dog but I have got to go back to bed now.

 

[Stumps]

no not really but i had a friend that was almost raped by a dog, it was bigger than him and had no respect for him, used to piss on him and all sorts of grotty things, and then one day it jumped on him and pulled him to the ground and started to hump away...the damn funniest thing i have ever seen, I don't know what breed the dog is but it was bloody huge

 

[DangerAardvark]

I'd fight a dog... I fight dirty.

 

[Stumps]

until he bites your balls, then what are you going to do bite him back?

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Didn't know we had that many wussies here

Dogs can sense fear. If you do not fear them they are not very likely to attack. Never been attacked by a dog myself, but been bitten once when pulling apart 3 dogs who were fighting. I was walking in the park with my mum and her German Shepherd and a neighbour with his Bulldog when some bitch send her dog forward to attack one of the dogs when it was rounding a corner. I grabbed hold of the German Shepherd and tossed it aside, then grabbed the other 2 dogs. From a corner of my eye I saw the shepherd flying towards the dog again, and stuck out my arm to catch it and toss it back again. Pulled the dogs apart while my mum got hold of the shepherd and the neighbour arrived to get hold of his dog. While I was busy doing that I unfortunately missed how the bitch hit my mum on her hand with a walkingstick, or I would have demonstrated to the dogs how to rip someones throat out.
Anyway, after the bitch had gone I noticed that catching the shepherd had caused the skin of my hand to break, but I didn't need a tetanus shot in the end (several vets in the family, just cleaned it up well enough and kept a close watch on whether it would get infected).

 

[Stumps]

My dad bred rottweilers awhile back and dispite my nieghbours claims that they were aggressive, i never saw them attack any one, they were just big puppies really, and strangly fond of fruit that used to grow on the trees in my back yard

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

Originally posted by: Stumps
My dad bred rottweilers awhile back and dispite my nieghbours claims that they were aggressive, i never saw them attack any one, they were just big puppies really, and strangly fond of fruit that used to grow on the trees in my back yard

By the time fruit falls from trees it's getting close to rotting. Once it starts doing that the sugar in it will start to ferment, and alcohol forms in them. Birds like those too, and can get totally drunk on them.

 

[Stumps]

It was really funny to watch cause our pet cat used to walk a long the branches and knock off the fruit and the dogs would wait below and eat the fruit, kind like they were comunicating some how, cause if the fruit wasn't ripe or was damaged the cat would knock it off, strange but very true, i saw this behavour on many occasions.

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: Stumps
My dad bred rottweilers awhile back and dispite my nieghbours claims that they were aggressive, i never saw them attack any one, they were just big puppies really, and strangly fond of fruit that used to grow on the trees in my back yard

that is so weird, to hear they liked the fruit falling from trees in yard. does he still have them?

 

[Stumps]

NAH he stopped breeding them about 10 years back after his best bitch died, very sad as we had her for about 9 yrs! funny enough the cat is still alive !

 

[DangerAardvark]

If he bites my balls, I punch him in his pee pee then while rubbing dirt in his eyes. Then I do a backflip just for the hell of it.

 

[Stumps]

dork!

 

[Zebo]

As a kid I was bit on chest by a shepard and on face once by a doberman. Kinda sucked but I lived.

Back when i grew up dogs roamed the streets... people did'nt have fences and stuff like now. But I guess with pussification of America and lawyers now times have changed.

 

[NuclearNed]

Two stories come to mind:

First, when I was about 8 years old I was walking home from school and a doberman came after me. He didn't bite me, but got right up on me and snapped repeatedly at me while I screamed like crazy. The kicker is that his owners were sitting on their back porch watching the whole thing, and didn't do a thing to restrain their dog. They didn't come over to see if I was ok or anything.

A few years ago I had a dog for about a month that was very territorial, and very sick with a mystery illness. A girl was walking her dog along the road that is at the front of our property, and our dog took off and attacked hers. I was mowing the yard, so I got to see the whole attack. I ran over, knowing that I was about to get bitten. I grabbed my dog by the skin on his back, pulled him off the girl's dog, and threw him something like 15 feet into my yard. He was biting me the whole time, until he realized that it was me that he was biting. Unfortunately, this was the final straw for this dog. Our vet advised us to put him down since he was so aggressive, and because they could not do anything for his illness.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: Stumps
My dad bred rottweilers awhile back and dispite my nieghbours claims that they were aggressive, i never saw them attack any one, they were just big puppies really, and strangly fond of fruit that used to grow on the trees in my back yard

it happens when the "master" isn't watchin. animals are sly. dogs know they rank last in the pack"family" with you. but other humans? all bets off.

 

[Reel]

I woke up this morning to a dog sniffing my face.

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Didn't know we had that many wussies here

Dogs can sense fear. If you do not fear them they are not very likely to attack.

 

Originally posted by: ItmPls
Then, I sprinted for 5 mins straight to BB, where I was going to get some blank CDs.

Haha, that made me laugh. You're such a dork.

 

[IGBT]

..dog owenership has turned into a hugh liability issue. If your dog hurts sombody they can easly get a judgement against you that can cost thousands plus legal and medical expenses. When my homeowners insurance renewed I had to indicate weather or not I own a dog for a final price quote.

 

[wiredspider]

Originally posted by: Stumps
no not really but i had a friend that was almost raped by a dog, it was bigger than him and had no respect for him, used to piss on him and all sorts of grotty things, and then one day it jumped on him and pulled him to the ground and started to hump away...the damn funniest thing i have ever seen, I don't know what breed the dog is but it was bloody huge

:Q

 

[chuckywang]

How close are we talking about.

 

[edro]

This one nearly maulled me to death...
ok... not really.

 

[her209]

You just have to bark louder. Remember, dogs live in a heiarchical organization where there can only be one alpha male.

 

[Zebo]

Originally posted by: IGBT
..dog owenership has turned into a hugh liability issue. If your dog hurts sombody they can easly get a judgement against you that can cost thousands plus legal and medical expenses. When my homeowners insurance renewed I had to indicate weather or not I own a dog for a final price quote.

Yup America is sue happy. You could set me down w/o a penny in any city in america and I would be a millionaire in 5 years if I put my mind to finding sueable instances.