Doesn't a fresh pair of boxers just make the world un-suck?

EyeMWing

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For just a few fleeting moments when you put on a pair of new-out-of-the-package underwear, doesn't the world stop sucking? Of course, as soon as you put on the pants, everything sucks again. We could achieve world peace just by having everyone walk around naked except a pair of brand new undies.
 

Eli

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Never wear new clothes without washing them first.
 

Rogue

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Not as much as a good, fresh pair of socks. If you've ever worn combat boots, you will immediately agree with me.
 

dug777

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
The wang longs to be free dangling in the winds of peace

i disagree, i like support with some freedom (briefs maybe they are called-the jockey ones that are like fitted boxers...:eek:), esp for the twins ;)
 

MrYAK

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Originally posted by: Rogue
Not as much as a good, fresh pair of socks. If you've ever worn combat boots, you will immediately agree with me.

QFFT!
 

Martin

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this reminds me. I am wearing my last clean pair and must buy a new pack tomorrow...
 

EyeMWing

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Originally posted by: Martin
this reminds me. I am wearing my last clean pair and must buy a new pack tomorrow...

You wear them once and toss them? wtf man, they're underwear, not diapers.
 

Queasy

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Getting a pair of boxers (I prefer boxer-briefs) fresh out of the dryer is better IMO.
 

PingSpike

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: Eli
Never wear new clothes without washing them first.

And forego the 10 seconds of zen? NEVAR.

By brother develops a nasty rash if he doesn't wash new clothes before wearing them. I doubt he would consider that rash a form of zen but I will have to ask him to confirm one way or the other.
 

PingSpike

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Originally posted by: Martin
this reminds me. I am wearing my last clean pair and must buy a new pack tomorrow...

You wear them once and toss them? wtf man, they're underwear, not diapers.

Oh now you tell me!