Does your woman do things like this?

[TastesLikeChicken]

I come home tonight and saw this:

Me: Honey, why is your cellphone buried in the arborio rice?

Her: It got wet.

Me: How did it get wet?

Her: I dropped it in the toilet at work so I needed to dry it out.

Me: (what I thought) - WTFBBQ! Goddamn. You had to use the arborio rice to dry out your fucking toilet-stained cellphone?!?!?

Me: (what I actually said) - Ummm. Couldn't you use regular rice instead since the arborio is like $7 a jar?

Her: Oh. Didn't think of that. It's alright. You have to cook it anyway. It'll be OK.

Me: /facepalm

Sometimes there's a fine line between love and murder.

 

[Schadenfroh]

wtf...

 

[ahenkel]

Well think of it this way at least she knew what to do with a wet cell phone. A lot cheaper to replace a 7 dollar thing of rice than a phone.

 

[Sluggo]

No, my wife does not stuff urine covered objects into our edible dry goods.

So far as I know. :hmm:

 

[zerocool84]

Gourmet rice???

 

[tcsenter]

Meh, we have bugs hatching out of our rice, some kind of moth or something. They die when boiled/steamed.

 

[timosyy]

I kind of want to make a risotto now.

 

[eits]

well, she is right... you do still have to cook it, so...

 

[RocksteadyDotNet]

I come home tonight and saw this:

Me: Honey, why is your cellphone buried in the arborio rice?

Her: It got wet.

Me: How did it get wet?

Her: I dropped it in the toilet at work so I needed to dry it out.

Me: (what I thought) - WTFBBQ! Goddamn. You had to use the arborio rice to dry out your fucking toilet-stained cellphone?!?!?

Me: (what I actually said) - Ummm. Couldn't you use regular rice instead since the arborio is like $7 a jar?

Her: Oh. Didn't think of that. It's alright. You have to cook it anyway. It'll be OK.

Me: /facepalm

Sometimes there's a fine line between love and murder.

Err, your wife sounds retarded.

 

[TastesLikeChicken]

Err, your wife sounds retarded.

Actually she's very educated, has a very sharp mind, and has a heart of gold. An asshole like myself is lucky to have her. She does have that rare retarded moment though.

 

[weadjust]

Make some Salted Fried Fish Rice.

 

[tweekah]

Brown Rice!

 

[CRXican]

gross

 

[Rumpltzer]

WTF....

A pic of a mobile phone embedded in a plastic jar of rice, complaints about $7 rice being ruined by wife... and yet, no pics of said wife???!

 

[postmortemIA]

maybe she's into watersports

 

[Mike Gayner]

You are bitching about $7 rice when your GF was smart enough to try to save her several-hundred-$$$ cellphone?

 

[Modular]

Her: Oh. Didn't think of that. It's alright. You have to cook it anyway. It'll be OK.

I was fine with it until this. If my wife ever made me eat anything that was remotely near a toilet...

 

[Ichinisan]

The obvious question is: Did you actually have some of the cheaper stuff around?

 

[Ichinisan]

Meh, we have bugs hatching out of our rice, some kind of moth or something. They die when boiled/steamed.

I grew up poor...on welfare. We often made pancakes with flour that was infested with weevils. You couldn't taste them anyway.

Also, bad milk usually resulted in awesome-tasting pancakes.

 

[Eli]

LOL

I hate it when my fiancee piles clothes on a dirty part of the floor before taking them to the washing machine. She's like, "Well they have to be washed anyway!", and I'm like /facepalm

Look on the bright side, it doesn't seem that she's an "Ewww!" at everything even remotely "gross" type of girl. I would consider that a good thing. For some reason it generally bugs me when women freak out over nothing. Just unnecessary drama.. lol.

 

[QueBert]

$7 white rice? That's definitely ATOT style. Is it so expensive because of the fancy name? I bet Arborio's Italian for "white"

 

[0roo0roo]

mmm gourmet rice infused with the fine essences of toilet water....

 

[skim milk]

it's $7 dude, not the end the world

 

[GoofyGoofT]

 

[kevman]

Who the fuck buys expensive rice?