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Does your partner snore? Do this.

My wife has had a bad cold recently and has started snoring quite badly, she is almost over it now but apparently if I do this and upload it online I get a free divorce....
 
I just grab her boob and that usually stirs her enough to stop any snoring activity.

The best thing about the finger is if she still doesn't stop snoring, well, you still have your finger in her butt. lol OK, my quota for crudeness has been met for the week.
 
The best thing about the finger is if she still doesn't stop snoring, well, you still have your finger in her butt. lol OK, my quota for crudeness has been met for the week.

Same thing with the boob grab except you don't pull back a brown finger when you're done. :sneaky::awe:
 
The best thing about the finger is if she still doesn't stop snoring, well, you still have your finger in her butt. lol OK, my quota for crudeness has been met for the week.

It may sound a bit like snoring, but what you are describing is stopping farting, but only for a little while. Pressure will build up, and it might get messy.
 
I'll take your word for it. 😀

Thats probably for the best. One of the many reasons why I'm still single. :biggrin:

It may sound a bit like snoring, but what you are describing is stopping farting, but only for a little while. Pressure will build up, and it might get messy.

I'm assuming you would feel the pressure build up, but you could always employ my favorite snoring relief technique where you only insert in short intervals, but repeat often. This is the optimal snoring relief technique, but its too effective and often results in a punch to the head.
 
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