Does your local Apple Store smell like a junior high class?

[Doppel]

You know that smell, when you go into a room full of kids who haven't quite gotten to the point they are buying deodorant but should be. I'm not sure if the odor today I smelled was a result of the people (as the store is often crowded) or the "genius" employees who are geeky and don't bathe.

 

[Schadenfreude]

Don't know, stepped foot in it once and got out immediately.

 

[blankslate]

That's not B.O. that's the stink of bad Karma built up through years of lying to their customers....

 

[schneiderguy]

I've never been in an Apple store.

 

[IronWing]

Yes, the closest Apple Store 500+ miles away and I can smell it from here. It smells like teen spirit.

 

[shortylickens]

I've never been in an Apple store.

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[ElFenix]

hey we haven't had an apple hate thread in a couple days, i was beginning to miss them

 

[Kaekae]

Earthy tones of goodness. This thread is hilarious.

 

[Schfifty Five]

It's true. I've been to 4 or 5 different apple stores and usually the store will smell of horrid BO. Especially true on saturdays.

 

[irishScott]

Given that I avoid the glitzy piles of cheap plywood and glass like the plague, I have no freaking idea but would not be surprised.

 

[BoomerD]

Couldn't tell ya...I've never been in an Apple store.

 

[alfa147x]

hey we haven't had an apple hate thread in a couple days, i was beginning to miss them

Did you forget about Mobile Devices & Gadgets?

 

[Colt45]

I don't know if an apple store even exists around here. I've certainly never looked for one.

 

[Sinsear]

Sheep droppings

 

[RavenSEAL]

Man, I tell you want, if a store smelled that bad, I wouldn't even dare to buy fruits from it.

 

[Anubis]

no idea there is no local apple store to me, ive never been in one

 

[shortylickens]

no idea there is no local apple store to me, ive never been in one

Pretty good chance theres one at your local mall.
It may be huge, may be tiny, but its there.

 

[MarkXIX]

It's the smell of smug.

 

[Beev]

My local Apple store smells like elitism and bullshit.

 

[BurnItDwn]

I went to an apple store once, I was about 5 or 6, my dad wanted to look at the their new apple 2GS and Macintosh PC. They had choplifter at the store on one of the PCs. I think they had C64s too, maybe back then it was just a computer store and they had apple shit as well as commodore stuff, I don't know.

Anyhow, choplifter was awesome.

I don't remember the smell.

 

[KillerCharlie]

I went into an Apple store once before I knew better and the worker there had the worst breath I have ever smelled on a human being... or any animal for that matter.

 

[TakeNoPrisoners]

I have not been in an Apple store since the original iPhone came out, and I wasn't even going to buy anything.

 

[Apex]

Never been to one, but the local Frys definitely does.

 

[Red Squirrel]

We don't even have an Apple store here. Though I do think they should add one in the hospital. Doctors are crazy for Apple products.

 

[HAL9000]

No