Does your gf's parents like you?

[Carbo]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: Carbo
As the father of the girlfriend you are so desperately trying to probe, NO, I don't like you! Or any other creepy, slinky, sneaky bag of hormones with sneakers that shows up on my doorstep. Trust me on this....I'm awaitin' on yo' ass to pull a bonehead move. Then it's lights out, good night nurse, voodoo in my eyes.

Oooh, I like you. 😀

My daughter is starting high school next year and I already have plans to be cleaning my guns every time some slimey dirtbag with a boner comes to see her. :evil:

Believe me when I tell you the fun is about to begin! Not a one of her "suitors" has stuck around long enough to really make the game interesting, though. Seems one comment or glare from the Old Man sends them running off into night and back under the rock they crawled out from under. I want a challenge! Any takers here on ATOT? Unlikely.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: Carbo

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: Carbo
As the father of the girlfriend you are so desperately trying to probe, NO, I don't like you! Or any other creepy, slinky, sneaky bag of hormones with sneakers that shows up on my doorstep. Trust me on this....I'm awaitin' on yo' ass to pull a bonehead move. Then it's lights out, good night nurse, voodoo in my eyes.

Oooh, I like you. 😀

My daughter is starting high school next year and I already have plans to be cleaning my guns every time some slimey dirtbag with a boner comes to see her. :evil:

Believe me when I tell you the fun is about to begin! Not a one of her "suitors" has stuck around long enough to really make the game interesting, though. Seems one comment or glare from the Old Man sends them running off into night and back under the rock they crawled out from under. I want a challenge! Any takers here on ATOT? Unlikely.

So basically your daughter will marry a dork or nerd... 😉

 

Originally posted by: Carbo
As the father of the girlfriend you are so desperately trying to probe, NO, I don't like you! Or any other creepy, slinky, sneaky bag of hormones with sneakers that shows up on my doorstep. Trust me on this....I'm awaitin' on yo' ass to pull a bonehead move. Then it's lights out, good night nurse, voodoo in my eyes.

I love when daddies puff up their chests.
It just makes your precious little girl want my junk that much more.

I'm sure Ill do the same thing if/when I have a daughter.

 

Yes...I suppose so.

 

Originally posted by: Carbo

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: Carbo
As the father of the girlfriend you are so desperately trying to probe, NO, I don't like you! Or any other creepy, slinky, sneaky bag of hormones with sneakers that shows up on my doorstep. Trust me on this....I'm awaitin' on yo' ass to pull a bonehead move. Then it's lights out, good night nurse, voodoo in my eyes.

Oooh, I like you. 😀

My daughter is starting high school next year and I already have plans to be cleaning my guns every time some slimey dirtbag with a boner comes to see her. :evil:

Believe me when I tell you the fun is about to begin! Not a one of her "suitors" has stuck around long enough to really make the game interesting, though. Seems one comment or glare from the Old Man sends them running off into night and back under the rock they crawled out from under. I want a challenge! Any takers here on ATOT? Unlikely.

BRING IT! I will eat you, then your daughter! MUWHAHHAHAHHAHA!:evil:

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: Mandos
I've never met my wifes parents. They live in texas, and she moved here to ohio for me, but I imagine they don't like me to terribly well.

wtf?! youve never met your wifes parents? not even at your wedding?

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: HotChic
No, they're very distraught about the situation.

Why?

My girlfriend claims her parents like me, but I really have no idea. They don't NOT like me. My parents love my girlfriend, I think they like her more than they like me.

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: Carbo

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy

Originally posted by: Carbo
As the father of the girlfriend you are so desperately trying to probe, NO, I don't like you! Or any other creepy, slinky, sneaky bag of hormones with sneakers that shows up on my doorstep. Trust me on this....I'm awaitin' on yo' ass to pull a bonehead move. Then it's lights out, good night nurse, voodoo in my eyes.

Oooh, I like you. 😀

My daughter is starting high school next year and I already have plans to be cleaning my guns every time some slimey dirtbag with a boner comes to see her. :evil:

Believe me when I tell you the fun is about to begin! Not a one of her "suitors" has stuck around long enough to really make the game interesting, though. Seems one comment or glare from the Old Man sends them running off into night and back under the rock they crawled out from under. I want a challenge! Any takers here on ATOT? Unlikely.

sure!


I'm 22!

 

[PingSpike]

Yes they does.

 

[oniq]

Lager's parents love me. But I haven't met Lager yet. 🙁

 

[neonerd]

i am my girlfriend's parent

EDIT: That sounds wrong....i'm talking about my computer

 

[SWScorch]

her mother likes me, I'm not so sure about her father. Sometimes he acts like he likes me, other times he acts as though he barely tolerates me. That, added to the fact that he's like 6'3" and 200 lbs, and a hunter with two dozen different guns in the house, leads me to be very wary 🙂

 

[stnicralisk]

Do not does. Do your gf's parents like you. Sigh

 

[Carbo]

So basically your daughter will marry a dork or nerd...

God willing. Are there any Bill Gates proteges on the board?

I love when daddies puff up their chests.
It just makes your precious little girl want my junk that much more.

Your "junk" can't do any damage. I'm not worried. 😉

I will eat you, then your daughter!

Definitely not lettin' any bisexual types enter the picture.

I'm 22!

She'll be 16 in three weeks, punk. Watch your step, boy! I just ran off some 19 year old rock and roller dweeb last week.

 

16 is jail bait, and she probably sucks in bed.
I'm done with the training game.
I'll let some little rock n roll dweeb break her in.

 

[Carbo]

Originally posted by: SampSon
16 is jail bait, and she probably sucks in bed.
I'm done with the training game.
I'll let some little rock n roll dweeb break her in.

Big talk for someone who lost their virginity to a vinyl woman and a tube of Crest.

 

[NakaNaka]

My gf's folks love me. Her dad keeps asking me to play paddleball with him (which I think I'm going to have to do eventually) and her mom called me hot (to my gf) ...

 

[FleshLight]

Well I am my gf's parent so I guess I like myself.

 

Originally posted by: Carbo

Originally posted by: SampSon
16 is jail bait, and she probably sucks in bed.
I'm done with the training game.
I'll let some little rock n roll dweeb break her in.

Big talk for someone who lost their virginity to a vinyl woman and a tube of Crest.

Naw, I just took a ziploc bag, filled it up with pork fat and jammed it between my mattress and boxspring.
I had to take that mattress to the abortion clinic too.

Now, couldn't you come up with something better to make fun of than my non existant virginity?

 

[eLiu]

Neutral I think...they don't hate me like they've hated her pervious bf's, so maybe that's a good sign...

 

[Rufio]

my parents love my g/f more than they love me. ahhaha

her parents absolutely hate me...racial thing....
it's sad. 🙁

 

[Chelsey]

Here's an idea to those fathers that hate it when guys are after their daughters:

This is coming from a 17 year old female with VERY strict parents....

I seriously think that you need to trust your daughter's judgement. If you're confident that you did a good job raising her, then let her make her own decisions. She'll be out of your house soon enough, and you should give her freedom a little bit at a time so that she doesn't go absolutely nuts when she gets all of her freedom at once.

If you try to scare the guys off, they'll just end up sneaking in during the night or some other crazy horrible thing. Get to know the guy really well before you decide whether or not you hate him. Another good idea is to meet his parents, find out where he's coming from.

My dad wasn't too keen on my boyfriend for like the first month, but now that he knows him he practically loves the guy🙂

 

[boomdart]

No, actually I'm not even allowed in my girlfriend's house. It all trails to the fact that the mother doesn't believe me and Tia and "evenly yoked." AlthoughI think she is full of sh_t and she's just a hypocritic baptist. I am personally a Catholic and proud to be one, I wear a rosary under my shirt and have a crucifix w/ prayer in my wallet. These are to show others that I am Catholic, not to make myself believe I am a better person.

Anyway, yeah..

 

[cerebusPu]

Everytime i see them, Im thinking...."Hi...Im the guy boinking your daughter!!" I bet they dont like me.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Chelsey
Here's an idea to those fathers that hate it when guys are after their daughters:

This is coming from a 17 year old female with VERY strict parents....

I seriously think that you need to trust your daughter's judgement. If you're confident that you did a good job raising her, then let her make her own decisions. She'll be out of your house soon enough, and you should give her freedom a little bit at a time so that she doesn't go absolutely nuts when she gets all of her freedom at once.

If you try to scare the guys off, they'll just end up sneaking in during the night or some other crazy horrible thing. Get to know the guy really well before you decide whether or not you hate him. Another good idea is to meet his parents, find out where he's coming from.

My dad wasn't too keen on my boyfriend for like the first month, but now that he knows him he practically loves the guy🙂

Kids don't know what's good for them sometimes. If my daughter brought a guy home who was 4 years older than her, I'd let him know in no uncertain terms what would happen if I caught him sneaking into my house or her sneaking out of the house with him. Most of what you said is reasonable though.

How old is your boyfriend?