Does Worf have a small one? Spoilers: ST: Nemesis

[StormRider]

I just got back from watching Star Trek: Nemesis and I thought the scene with Worf not wanting to appear naked in Troi's wedding was funny. I liked how Picard said, "Aw, c'mon Worf, you're a big strappling fellow... what are you afraid of?"

Anyways, Picard later ordered everyone to follow "tradition" for Troi's wedding. I think it would be cool if Worf was small down there. Heck, it would be cool if Klingons had a reputation for being small. It could explain why they're always angry and looking for a fight.

Seriously though, I heard Ferengi's are hung like a horse. I remember this rumor when ST:TNG first appeared. It would make sense that Klingons are small.

Also, could Picard really ordered crew memebers to appear naked in a wedding ceremony? I would probably be court marshalled for insubordination...

 

[Ender]

I am hung like a horse.

 

[Viper GTS]

He probably wanted to avoid any undue attention from Troi's mother.

Viper GTS

 

[illusion88]

My nick name is "Dodger Dog"

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
He probably wanted to avoid any undue attention from Troi's mother.

Viper GTS

but wasn't Worf, Troi, Lwaxana, and Alexander all naked in a hot tub (or hot spring) during an episode??

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
He probably wanted to avoid any undue attention from Troi's mother.

Viper GTS

but wasn't Worf, Troi, Lwaxana, and Alexander all naked in a hot tub (or hot spring) during an episode??

It was a mud bath actually.

 

[Jfur]

no, Worf is well-hung

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: Jfur
no, Worf is well-hung

speaking from experience?

 

[StormRider]

Originally posted by: Jfur
no, Worf is well-hung

Darn, I was hoping he was my long lost brother....

 

[N8Magic]

Originally posted by: Jfur
no, Worf is well-hung

You date a lot of guys from the House of Martok?

(I feel like such a nerd saying that )

 

[Scarpozzi]

Worf packs a little pickle.

 

[Jfur]

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: Jfur
no, Worf is well-hung

speaking from experience?

a lady does not reveal such things

 

[guyver01]

Originally posted by: Jfur

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: Jfur
no, Worf is well-hung

speaking from experience?

a lady does not reveal such things

wait... you're female??? :Q

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: Merkon
I am hung like a horse.

A horse is hung like me

 

[Jfur]

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: Jfur

Originally posted by: guyver01

Originally posted by: Jfur
no, Worf is well-hung

speaking from experience?

a lady does not reveal such things

wait... you're female??? :Q

of course.

 

[rudder]

okay think about it for a second. You guys are discussing Klingon penis size. Say it to yourself slowly, then get the crap away from your computer for a few hours or days.

 

[SoylentGreen]

Jfur told me in confidence that Klingons heads are the same shape as the big head.

 

[Jfur]

Originally posted by: Kiyup
Jfur told me in confidence that Klingons heads are the same shape as the big head.

and ribbed for her pleasure

 

[thebestMAX]

They mentioned in one of the episodes that Klingon mating rituals were so violent that an Earth female probably couldnt survive.

Then Worf hooks up with Dax from Deep Space 9 (YumYum). I know she wasnt human !!!!

 

[OulOat]

I feel so dirty now after reading this thread.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: illusion88
My nick name is "Dodger Dog"

Why because like a dog you can like yourself?

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: OulOat
I feel so dirty now after reading this thread.

huh? Did you get a hard on or something?

 

[Platypus]

what the fvck is wrong in this thread? Oh yes, the entire existance of it

 

[glen]

[Triumph] These guys, who can only imagine sex, are now talking about imaginary creatures having sex.

















KILL YOURSELF NOW!!!! [Triumph]

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

I don't know about Worf, nor do i want to, but i'm hung like an infant. 9lbs, 21"