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does this guy sounds like a douche to you?

douchebag?

  • yes

  • no

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nageov3t

Lifer
-buys designer clothing... for his pets.
-one of his pets is a chihuahua.
-spent half an hour talking about how much he loves BMW's and is planning on leasing a new one in a few days and complained that his SO needs to trade-in his 2000 corolla for a beamer (despite the fact that said SO is a full-time student with virtually no income and has been reduced to moving back into his parents house)
-... after which he also mentioned that he just got laid off from his job as a teacher.

that's all legit douche territory and I'm not just judging him harshly because he's my ex's current, right?
 
Yes. Throw in some Ed Hardy clothes and excess hair gel and you're getting into super-douchebag territory.
 
loki8481 said:
that's all legit douche territory and I'm not just judging him harshly because he's my ex's current, right?
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I can feel the throbbing, aching longing pulsating in your blood engorged . . . psyche. :awe:

MEN! They're such pigs, amIrite?
 
The first two are just gay, which makes sense I suppose, not douchey

The second two are only slightly douchey.
 
Wait, so he is gay? That changes everything.

The dog + designer clothes are no longer nearly as douchey.

I now have to change my vote to "no", until we get some more evidence.
 
My job has exposed me to toxic levels of douchebaggery. The first two are not douchy.

Now purchasing a BMW that he so clearly can't afford just to impress people, while having a perfectly good Carolla... that's a classic example of a doucher.

Hmm, maybe we should define a douche.

My definition: Douche, Jerkus Assholius. A douche is an irritating person with an overinflated sense of self worth. They believe the world should revolve around them. A douche feels the desperate need to express this "importance" to the world, usually in a negative fashion. Douches will generally attempt to buzz-kill, annoy, mistreat, and outright ruin your day if they don't get their way. A wild douche can be spotted wearing jeans, Blackberry, white ball cap turned sideways, sandals, and striped golf shirt with up-turned collar. The douche feeds on the contents of your fridge. Your last beer or soda is a favourite treat. They enjoy smoking pot and are entranced by "I got a feeling" by the Black Eyed Peas. Natural enemies of the douche include the wily car rental agent, and common sense. Subspecies of the douche include the White Bread, The Brown (Indian) Doucher, San Francisco, and the common ATOTer.
 
Leasing a BMW?! Hahahahahaha...the point of luxury cars (while nice) is also to show off a little bit. It is a status symbol. Leasing a luxury car is like borrowing your parents luxury car and passing it off as yours.

Rule: If you are gonna roll in a Benz, BMW, Lexus, Porsche, Range Rover...you need to buy it, not lease it. Unless you are doing it for business reasons.
 
you can find better men out there loki, and so can your friend...why is your friend with him anyway? Yeah he sounds like a douche.
 
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