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Does the plane take off?

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If this was aboard UA (Uhohs Airlines) it appears that it's already en route.

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The plane will only be able to take off once the captain has told the best joke ever in its entirety over the PA system.

But hey, better nate then lever.
 
The plane will only be able to take off once the captain has told the best joke ever in its entirety over the PA system.

But hey, better nate then lever.
By which time the plane has run out of fuel and needs to head back to the terminal.

That'll give the pilot just enough time to sneak out and pee on someone's lawn.
 
L0cutus, you spend more time on this fvcking forum than anyone else, probably has to do with the fact that you never leave your house, but how the FUCK do YOU not know this is a repost?

Think I will quote this for future generations.
 
Mouse scares stewardess. Beef alternator fails, plane loses power. Plane rolls off the back of treadmill into infinite abyss. Pilot corrects into nose dive, gets enough speed and recovers to nice infinite glide. Passengers and crew eat beef alternator and mouse, get sick, starve. Plane infinitely glides.

So no, plane does not take off, it falls off... into flight.
 
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What is a speck of dust traveling at the speed of light, impacts the plane from behind? Will that give enough of a boost to take off?
 
It all comes down to if the passengers need to take two seats from their weight. Everyone knows this.
 
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