Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
Originally posted by: amnesiac
The best method is a plastic baggie.
It'll get sucked into the filter, choke the engine and stall it, but when the pump stops, the bag is released from the filter and the car works again. They'll never figure it out.
*note: I would NEVER do this because I don't have anyone I hate that much
i heard of this but with a ping pong ball
it floats until it gets sucked up then clogs the line stalls engine and when egine stops floats ight back up until it gets sucked into the line again
Originally posted by: dmurray14
have any of you ever made and ignited napalm? PICS???
Originally posted by: MrColin
Shoving potatoes (Raw) up into the tail pipe is a slightly less destructive way to immobilize the car. Syrofoam will clog the fuel injectors and foul the sparkplugs, as will oil. If you truly need to destroy the engine, fine pumice added to the engine's oil will do it, so will sand, and maybe baking soda. You could also drain the oil from the crankcase and refill it with some other liquid.
Potatoes have the advantage of not needing access to the inside of the car or the ability to open the gas tank. They must be bigger than the diameter of the tail pipe to seal it off. I suppose that the spray sealant that expands into a hard foam would do an excellent job as well.
You could also attach a chain from soething secure to a rear axle so that when the car is driven away...
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: MrColin
Shoving potatoes (Raw) up into the tail pipe is a slightly less destructive way to immobilize the car. Syrofoam will clog the fuel injectors and foul the sparkplugs, as will oil. If you truly need to destroy the engine, fine pumice added to the engine's oil will do it, so will sand, and maybe baking soda. You could also drain the oil from the crankcase and refill it with some other liquid.
Potatoes have the advantage of not needing access to the inside of the car or the ability to open the gas tank. They must be bigger than the diameter of the tail pipe to seal it off. I suppose that the spray sealant that expands into a hard foam would do an excellent job as well.
You could also attach a chain from soething secure to a rear axle so that when the car is driven away...
Or a banana.
Put 1 cup gas in the muffler, plug tailpipe. Run like hell.
- M4H
Originally posted by: dmurray14
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: MrColin
Shoving potatoes (Raw) up into the tail pipe is a slightly less destructive way to immobilize the car. Syrofoam will clog the fuel injectors and foul the sparkplugs, as will oil. If you truly need to destroy the engine, fine pumice added to the engine's oil will do it, so will sand, and maybe baking soda. You could also drain the oil from the crankcase and refill it with some other liquid.
Potatoes have the advantage of not needing access to the inside of the car or the ability to open the gas tank. They must be bigger than the diameter of the tail pipe to seal it off. I suppose that the spray sealant that expands into a hard foam would do an excellent job as well.
You could also attach a chain from soething secure to a rear axle so that when the car is driven away...
Or a banana.
Put 1 cup gas in the muffler, plug tailpipe. Run like hell.
- M4H
....and? and? what happens?
Shoving potatoes (Raw) up into the tail pipe is a slightly less destructive way to immobilize the car. Syrofoam will clog the fuel injectors and foul the sparkplugs, as will oil. If you truly need to destroy the engine, fine pumice added to the engine's oil will do it, so will sand, and maybe baking soda. You could also drain the oil from the crankcase and refill it with some other liquid.
I've done the valve grinding compound thing before.. to a small 2HP engine I didn't care about anymore.Originally posted by: shuttleteam
Shoving potatoes (Raw) up into the tail pipe is a slightly less destructive way to immobilize the car. Syrofoam will clog the fuel injectors and foul the sparkplugs, as will oil. If you truly need to destroy the engine, fine pumice added to the engine's oil will do it, so will sand, and maybe baking soda. You could also drain the oil from the crankcase and refill it with some other liquid.
Valve grinding compound in the crankcase does wonders. A compression check in just one week reveals wear equivalent of driving 100k miles! :Q Polyester (fiberglass matt resin) will kill an engine too.
You can also crimp some split shot (fishing weights) on the throttle cable for jack rabbit starts. Very effective on a manual tranny.
Perhaps the most devastating thing is to wedge a cigar lighter refill (butane canister) can between the catalytic converter and heat shield. NOTE: If you're dumb enough to do this and get caught, you're likely to spend the rest of your life in prison!
-DAK-