Does mowing the lawn hurt the grass? :(

[chocobaR]

The grass is alive, right? So does mowing the lawn hurt the grass? Do you think that the grass is sad?

 

[DnetMHZ]

hippie

 

[Ryuson99]

do you think you need help?

 

[Ryuson99]

Originally posted by: dnetmhz
hippie

in a weelchair

 

[gururu]

that's why you water it

 

[MazerRackham]

Can't you hear all those blades of grass screaming right now??!??!??!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MURDERER!

 

[imported_Strang]

The panda is sad.

 

[notfred]

Originally posted by: dnetmhz
hippie

Hippies don't care about hurting grass, or they wouldn't smoke it.

 

[Modeps]

And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.

 

[Descartes]

If you really want to know, read this.

 

[ThePresence]

DO YOU THINK IT HURTS THE GRASS WHEN YOU LOAD UP YOUR BOWL AND LIGHT THEM ON FIRE?

 

[murphy55d]

I hear people who have elf ears can talk to the grass.

 

[yukichigai]

Poor little cow, little sheep, little fish I cannot sleep
Carrots are bleeding, plants are screaming and tomatoes cry
"They're only vegetables. That's all they are," that's what you said
Maybe I'm a murderer but I'm hungry and they're better off dead.

Save a plant, eat a cow, I want meat and I want it now
I'm gonna eat it 'cause it's red; I'm gonna eat it 'cause it's dead
Maybe I should eat it raw and let the blood run down my jaw
I'd eat people if it were legal. I'D EAT PEOPLE IF IT WERE LEGAL!!!!


Yeah, that's all I have to say.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

I cut grass for the fun of it. Does that make me crazy?

 

[ThePresence]

I'd worry about haircuts first.

 

[BigToque]

Originally posted by: Descartes
If you really want to know, read this.

How many other cool sites do you know of

 

[Bootprint]

Cutting grass removes the older growth. I've been told that grass unlike most other plants has the new growth at the bottom of the plant pushing up the older part of the plant.

 

[GasX]

It hurts my nose when hippies don't shower

 

[Thump553]

Good link Descartes. Makes a lot more sense than the belittling responses above (except for the carrots one).

 

[flyingsock]

merder ther grass!!!!!!rrrrrrarrr


(they do not have nerve cells... nor a brain...)

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: Thump553
Good link Descartes. Makes a lot more sense than the belittling responses above (except for the carrots one).

the topic doesn't merit intelligent debate

 

[CraigRT]

i've wondered the same thing

 

[MacBaine]

That's why lawnmowers are so loud

 

[Dacalo]

Poor poor grass

 

[OMGoddess]

Has anybody played Command and Conquer Red Alert Retaliation?

There's a cheat where instead of minin ore you mine humans, and they scream when the truck comes through and starts diggin them up.