Does Jesus Exist?

[DielsAlder]

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[Electric Amish]

No, he's dead.

amish

 

[aphex]

i think you meant did.

 

[Lucky]

your gonna go to hell

 

[StageLeft]

no

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: aphexII
i think you meant did.

Depends on your view.

From the viewpoint of a triune god, it is perfectly permissible that Jesus is still alive, just not in the temporal sense that we view "alive" as.

 

[tweakmm]

Does Jesus Exist:
Who knows?

Has This Topic Been Beated To Death In Off Topic:
Yes

 

[virusag11]

Yeah, he lives next door to me and he needs to mow his damn lawn.

 

[LOLyourFace]

historically, yes.

 

[CStroman]

Originally posted by: virusag11
Yeah, he lives next door to me and he needs to mow his damn lawn.

Yeah. Another Jesus goes to my school.

 

[Pacfanweb]

I think a better question would be: Should religious topics be banned? Yes they should. Same old same old, every time.

 

[Nocturnal]

is this for or against jesus?

 

[Nocturnal]

Originally posted by: Pacfanweb
I think a better question would be: Should religious topics be banned? Yes they should. Same old same old, every time.

i think this would suffice nicely!

 

[Smaulz]

Oh, fer cryin out loud... put the bat DOWN and STEP AWAY.... the horse is dead 'n stinkin' fer pete's sake.......

 

[UltraQuiet]

There's only one person on this board that can really answer this question. We'll see if he shows up.

 

[Alphathree33]

*cough* TROLL *cough cough*

 

[Zorro]

Jesus
Works over in customer service.

 

[nihil]

Does it matter?

 

[Nefrodite]

he's in jail, like many other gang bangers

 

[Mani]

Of course.

 

[pyonir]

there is one downtown. he steals hubcabs from cars. carries a crowbar around.

 

[Optimus]

# of religion threads started by DielsAlder in the last 4 days: THREE

Total # of threads started by DielsAlder in Current Threads: FIVE (3/5 of total threads started by DielsAlder were about Religion)

You seem quite fixated on the subject.

Especially for someone who doesn't believe in it.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Optimus
# of religion threads started by DielsAlder in the last 4 days: THREE

Total # of threads started by DielsAlder in Current Threads: FIVE (3/5 of total threads started by DielsAlder were about Religion)

You seem quite fixated on the subject.

Especially for someone who doesn't believe in it.

If it lives under a bridge and smells like sh*t....it's probably a troll.

 

[Mani]

there is one downtown. he steals hubcabs from cars. carries a crowbar around.

You've got a one too?

 

[JesusChristSon]

Alas, how can you say that I don't exist.

I am appalled and greatly stricken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You went through all of this setup, and this lame post is the best you can do? I've known nefs, and you're no nef!

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