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Does everyone wash their hands after they take a piss?

Tab

Lifer
I don't what's with you people but, for the record my wang is not dirty nor do I piss on my hands. Now, sometimes I do sneeze and my hose does get loose and I will wash my hands...
 
I just do it because it's a habit. It's definitely not a bad thing.... Especially when you go #2.
 
Would you hold the "wang" of the stranger next to you?

Also, last I checked most people don't get sick from visibly soiled hands. If anyone has a "wang" that has visible soil on it then have a lot more issues than bathroom hygiene.

Exercise proper hygiene damnit. It's people like you that make the rest of us sick. You're a walking fomite.

[edit]I just realized that "walking fomite" is a contradiction. I'll leave it anyway.[/edit]
 
Depends, in public I'd rather not touch the toilet/sink/door with my bare hands, so I just grab a paper towel on the way out to open the door. And yes, under normal circumstances urine is sterile, so even if you piss all over your hands there is little risk in the way of bacteria, however the smell... 😛
 
Originally posted by: Tab
I don't what's with you people but, for the record my wang is not dirty nor do I piss on my hands. Now, sometimes I do sneeze and my hose does get loose and I will wash my hands...

that's just nasty

so in other words instead of washing your hands after handling your sweaty and musty genitalia you prefer to go through the day infecting everything you touch with your unwashed germ spreaders. nice job pal, no wonder the bird flu is coming our way
 
Originally posted by: Tab
I don't what's with you people but, for the record my wang is not dirty nor do I piss on my hands. Now, sometimes I do sneeze and my hose does get loose and I will wash my hands...
wash them each time ya hog. 😛

 
Washing your hands after going to the bathroom has less to do with getting your hands dirty while peeing than it does with regularly washing your hands, I think. People touch a lot of dirty things throughout the day and it's a good idea to regularly wash your hands. Getting in the habit of doing so after going to the bathroom is a convenient way to assure that this happens.
 
Originally posted by: Arkitech
Originally posted by: Tab
I don't what's with you people but, for the record my wang is not dirty nor do I piss on my hands. Now, sometimes I do sneeze and my hose does get loose and I will wash my hands...

that's just nasty

so in other words instead of washing your hands after handling your sweaty and musty genitalia you prefer to go through the day infecting everything you touch with your unwashed germ spreaders. nice job pal, no wonder the bird flu is coming our way

IIRC, a male wang is actually one of the cleanest areas of the body.
 
Originally posted by: Arkitech
Originally posted by: Tab
I don't what's with you people but, for the record my wang is not dirty nor do I piss on my hands. Now, sometimes I do sneeze and my hose does get loose and I will wash my hands...

that's just nasty

so in other words instead of washing your hands after handling your sweaty and musty genitalia you prefer to go through the day infecting everything you touch with your unwashed germ spreaders. nice job pal, no wonder the bird flu is coming our way

/me smears hands all over Arkitech
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: aircooled
Your wiener is protected from the elements all day in your pants.
not true... you put your germ laden hands on it and tweek it from time to time. 😛

Disgusting, but true.

I remember watching some Dateline or 20/20 type show and they did a study of the underwear of random people, both male and female. The nastiness they found certainly doesn't lend itself the suggestion of protection.
 
Originally posted by: SarcasticDwarf
Originally posted by: Arkitech
Originally posted by: Tab
I don't what's with you people but, for the record my wang is not dirty nor do I piss on my hands. Now, sometimes I do sneeze and my hose does get loose and I will wash my hands...

that's just nasty

so in other words instead of washing your hands after handling your sweaty and musty genitalia you prefer to go through the day infecting everything you touch with your unwashed germ spreaders. nice job pal, no wonder the bird flu is coming our way

IIRC, a male wang is actually one of the cleanest areas of the body.
shens

 
Originally posted by: LadyBuggy
Washing your hands after going to the bathroom has less to do with getting your hands dirty while peeing than it does with regularly washing your hands, I think. People touch a lot of dirty things throughout the day and it's a good idea to regularly wash your hands. Getting in the habit of doing so after going to the bathroom is a convenient way to assure that this happens.

Good point, didn't some company invent anti-bacterial/virus countertops? Couldn't they apply this to doorhandles and what not?
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: SarcasticDwarf
Originally posted by: Arkitech
Originally posted by: Tab
I don't what's with you people but, for the record my wang is not dirty nor do I piss on my hands. Now, sometimes I do sneeze and my hose does get loose and I will wash my hands...

that's just nasty

so in other words instead of washing your hands after handling your sweaty and musty genitalia you prefer to go through the day infecting everything you touch with your unwashed germ spreaders. nice job pal, no wonder the bird flu is coming our way

IIRC, a male wang is actually one of the cleanest areas of the body.
shens

My wang is clean, trust me. 😉
 
I wash my hands because I know where my peen has been.. in your mom.



It's common curtesy though. I don't want to shake hands with someone who touched his penis and didn't wash. I might catch the gay.
 
Originally posted by: Tab
Originally posted by: LadyBuggy
Washing your hands after going to the bathroom has less to do with getting your hands dirty while peeing than it does with regularly washing your hands, I think. People touch a lot of dirty things throughout the day and it's a good idea to regularly wash your hands. Getting in the habit of doing so after going to the bathroom is a convenient way to assure that this happens.

Good point, didn't some company invent anti-bacterial/virus countertops? Couldn't they apply this to doorhandles and what not?

Probably, but I still wouldn't use it. I'm in and out of the bathroom without so much as touching a door knob.
 
Originally posted by: Tab
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: SarcasticDwarf
Originally posted by: Arkitech
Originally posted by: Tab
I don't what's with you people but, for the record my wang is not dirty nor do I piss on my hands. Now, sometimes I do sneeze and my hose does get loose and I will wash my hands...

that's just nasty

so in other words instead of washing your hands after handling your sweaty and musty genitalia you prefer to go through the day infecting everything you touch with your unwashed germ spreaders. nice job pal, no wonder the bird flu is coming our way

IIRC, a male wang is actually one of the cleanest areas of the body.
shens

My wang is clean, trust me. 😉
it gets sweaty doesn't it?
sweat = stink
 
Originally posted by: kogase
Originally posted by: Descartes
Would you hold the "wang" of the stranger next to you?

No, but not because that's dirty, but because that's dirty.

You speak the truth. I guess they aren't the same situations, but I wouldn't want to indirectly come into contact by shaking the hands with the man either.
 
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