Does Canada need a little taste of Freedom and Democracy?

[schneiderguy]

I've noticed that recently some of our Canadian members have been getting a little uppity. Well, Canadians, you can't just barge in here and try to tell 'Murrikans how to run their country without consequences

So, how many tens of thousands of tons of Freedom and Democracy should we deliver to Canada from 30,000ft up?

It can be their Christmas present :thumbsup:

 

[Dominato3r]

It's winter holidays here, not Christmas

 

[RedRooster]

Keep it up and we'll cut you off, pally.

 

[KeithTalent]

Meh, we already have everything we need from you guys; TV, music, movies. You can keep all of the rest of the stuff.

KT

 

[schneiderguy]

Keep it up and we'll cut you off, pally.

 

[J-Money]

I've noticed that recently some of our Canadian members have been getting a little uppity. Well, Canadians, you can't just barge in here and try to tell 'Murrikans how to run their country without consequences

So, how many tens of thousands of tons of Freedom and Democracy should we deliver to Canada from 30,000ft up?

It can be their Christmas present :thumbsup:

NHL lockout still going on so Canadians have a lot more free time on our hands and are getting a bit ancy.

 

[KeithTalent]

Freedom eh? http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2291131 :hmm:

KT

 

[sandorski]

We have become your Brain. You're welcome.

 

[olds]

When I used to train with their military all they wanted was Coors.

 

[Brigandier]

I think we should repay all foreign debt with an equivalent of ordinance, we can throw in free air delivery too.

 

[Nebor]

When I used to train with their military all they wanted was Coors.

When I've worked with their military I've been surprised that they're called a military.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Other than the fact they past Bill C-11, the fact that companies no longer have the right to strike (they only targeted airports, schools and postal so far but I'm sure they'll just target others on a case per case basis), and the fact that we can't go buy AK-47's at walmart (which is probably a good thing), I'd say our freedom is ok. Stephen Harper really needs to go though. He's Americanizing this country.

Oh and can't forget how Northern Ontario is constantly getting the shaft. They removed our train service, contemplated selling off provincial parks, and overall always cut here, and sell our resources away.

Damn, now that I look at it, it *IS* pretty bad. Kinder Surprises and Bucky balls are legal though! For now.

 

[Red Squirrel]

When I've worked with their military I've been surprised that they're called a military.

We have a military? Like, for war?

 

[Newbian]

Just whatever you do don't steal their maple syrup.

 

[Number1]

We have a military? Like, for war?

Yes we do, we had soldiers in Afghanistan fighting on the side of the Americans for over a decade. Helping them out. We have a former Canadian soldier commanding the space station right now. I don't know where you have been hiding all those years.

You fucking idiot.

As to the OP, we kicked your ass in the war of 1812 once.
You think you had it rough with the Taliban, try us.

 

[Doppel]

Getting uppity is what Canadians do

 

[Red Squirrel]

Yes we do, we had soldiers in Afghanistan fighting on the side of the Americans for over a decade. Helping them out. We have a former Canadian soldier commanding the space station right now. I don't know where you have been hiding all those years.

You fucking idiot.

As to the OP, we kicked your ass in the war of 1812 once.
You think you had it rough with the Taliban, try us.

Ok, I was being sarcastic, you might want to check your sarcasm meter. It's always the big joke that we only have one tank. Calm down.

And yes we did totally rock the war of 1812. The white house fire evacuation plan is much better thanks to us.

 

[KeithTalent]

Yes we do, we had soldiers in Afghanistan fighting on the side of the Americans for over a decade. Helping them out. We have a former Canadian soldier commanding the space station right now. I don't know where you have been hiding all those years.

You fucking idiot.

As to the OP, we kicked your ass in the war of 1812 once.
You think you had it rough with the Taliban, try us.

You sound a little too angry to be a full-blooded Canadian. :hmm:

KT

 

[olds]

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As to the OP, we kicked your ass in the war of 1812 once.
You think you had it rough with the Taliban, try us.

You were independent of Britain then?

 

[Red Squirrel]

You were independent of Britain then?

Britain almost got us killed, with their crappy Ross riffles that kept jamming and overheating. :awe: We still managed though. "Screw this shit" *uses gun as a bat to hit people with it* I'm not sure what era those guns were in though, I think it was WW1. I don't really know my history all that well. I just know that at some point Quebec invented Poutine, and that's all that matters.

 

[Clinkster]

You think you had it rough with the Taliban, try us.

Sure, okay buddy.

 

[olds]

Britain almost got us killed, with their crappy Ross riffles that kept jamming and overheating. :awe: We still managed though. "Screw this shit" *uses gun as a bat to hit people with it* I'm not sure what era those guns were in though, I think it was WW1. I don't really know my history all that well. I just know that at some point Quebec invented Poutine, and that's all that matters.

Weren't they two of the seven dwarfs?
This thread is now about dwarf sex.

 

[Number1]

You sound a little too angry to be a full-blooded Canadian. :hmm:

KT

Well, I was in the army and so is my son. Our military spent years in Afghanistan helping you out, sacrificed many many lives and all I read in here are comments about how much of a joke our Canadian military is, from Americans and Canadians alike so sorry, but yes, i take it personally.

 

[Newbian]

Weren't they two of the seven dwarfs?
This thread is now about dwarf sex.

The problem with that is when Canada gets enough snow the poor little guys get covered in snow so they have to migrate south during winter.

 

[Newbian]

We have a military? Like, for war?

Your tank makes a great paper weight so it has it's purpose.