20 REASONS WHY CANADA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD:
Two words: the beer
It's almost impossible to display our flag the wrong way. (Unless you're a Marine Corps Color Guard.)
Nobody refers to Canada as "the Great Satan". (They understand that we just happen to be his neighbour.)
The McDonalds in the Maritimes sell lobster rolls.
You can wear a Canadian flag in Europe and get treated like family. (Except in Paris cafes.)
Three words: Tim Horton's Coffee.
English and French Canadians always have somebody to blame their problems on -- each other.
Those bike-powered ice cream vendors take Canadian Tire money.
We let ANYBODY into our country with open arms. (Including criminals, terrorists and war criminals.)
The MacDonalds in Quebec sell poutine.
Most people in other countries (especially Europe) have to speak four or five languages, we only have to speak two.
Our Prime Ministers and their families don't need elite security services. They handle their own security -- by strangling protesters or holding off would-be assassins with soapstone carvings.
Visitors to our country always behave themselves because they know the Mounties always get their man (or woman).
If you don't like the weather, just wait around for five minutes -- it'll change.
No one will ever mess with us because we live next door to the world's only remaining superpower. (Unless THEY invade us, that is.)
We understand that peacekeeping doesn't mean "bomb the shlt out of them"
You don't HAVE to join the army when we turn eighteen.
Bill Gates is an American.
Kids can ride the mosquitos.
One word: Timbits!
Page where I found this:
http://www.durtydan.com/ddcc/ddcmain.html