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Does anyone have a cool title on their business card?

sygyzy

Lifer
Does anyone here work for a legimate company (the larger, the funnier) and has an interesting, fun, cool title? Like Head Honcho or Network Guru or something? Please share.
 
My father once were the only with the title "president" in the company he works in (1000+ employees engineering company).

He was president of the wine club 😀
 
I'm a "Business System Analyst". It sounds really cool and important...but it just means I'm a glorified fix it bitch who does a little crystal report writing. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: vi_edit
I'm a "Business System Analyst". It sounds really cool and important...but it just means I'm a glorified fix it bitch who does a little crystal report writing. 🙁


Sounds like a job I held in the past...

 
"Technical Support Engineer". At least they had the foresight NOT to put my direct number on my cards--just the 800 support number so I effectively have a staff of full-time secretaries to screen the calls if any come in based on my card being handed out. 😀
 
One of my co-workers just got his printed up (he does SVG work and he's pretty amazing and math). His card says ...
<Name>
Graphics Monkey
Math B***h
 
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