Does anyone else not have a belly button?

[schneiderguy]

I don't have a belly button. There's a depression where my belly button should be that looks vaguely like one from far away but if you get close or look inside it it's not a real belly button. Apparently after I was born my ambillical cord didn't detach properly so the doctor had to cut it off and give me a fake belly button.

Good thing I'm 6'1" or I'd never get laid with such a hideous deformity :\

I would post pics but IIRC last time I posted pictures of my abdomen ATOT got butthurt because they were jealous of my aesthetic midsection.

 

[mnewsham]

It looks like I have two belly buttons from a surgery I had two years ago.

 

[busydude]

aesthetic midsection.

What does this even mean? I need clarification OP.

 

[Ichinisan]

Just post the damn pic. We can take it. (I think)

 

[schneiderguy]

What does this even mean? I need clarification OP.

My midsection makes women wet (besides my hideous belly button).

 

[sixone]

My midsection makes women wet (besides my hideous belly button).

Since it'll be immediately followed by your signature, I don't think we're in any danger. 😛

 

[EvilYoda]

Like

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[mnewsham]

Like

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FTFY

 

[Cookie]

My midsection makes women wet (besides my hideous belly button).

Sounds like a challenge. I'm up for it. Post pics!

 

[Sluggo]

So where would a person store their extra lint without a proper belly button?

I am cringing slightly in anticipation of answers I may not like. :\

 

[Xcobra]

I think women want to have your deformed babbys...

 

[Joseph F]

Why do you care about it so much? If you bang 10/10s, then that should tell you that it doesn't matter. 😀

 

[Newbian]

If you don't have a belly button it means you are a clone of the original.

 

[Printer Bandit]

i watch this every year:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPl3X6whm3A

 

[BladeVenom]

Model Karolina Kurkova

She had an operation when she was a baby.

 

[WT]

I must have missed this one, but when did schneiderguy morph into our beloved TridenT with these threads ??

 

[DigDog]

no bellybutton = evil clone

 

[T_Yamamoto]

no bellybutton = evil clone

Test tube baby

 

[MayorOfAmerica]

No belly button? How do you poop?

 

[Sentrosi2121]

Thread reminded me of a very funny George Takei posted on his FaceBook page a couple of weeks ago.

 

[sao123]

So relevent...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGaDjSXhB8s

 

[Cheesemoo]

 

[Broheim]

I don't have a belly button. There's a depression where my belly button should be that looks vaguely like one from far away but if you get close or look inside it it's not a real belly button. Apparently after I was born my ambillical cord didn't detach properly so the doctor had to cut it off and give me a fake belly button.

Good thing I'm 6'1" or I'd never get laid with such a hideous deformity :\

I would post pics but IIRC last time I posted pictures of my abdomen ATOT got butthurt because they were jealous of my aesthetic midsection.

that was simply nature realizing it had made a mistake and had to stop your inferior manlet genes from being spread through date rapes (the only way manlets can procreate). had it not been for your doctor the genepool would have been saved, but you're now doomed to wear the mark of the manlet for all eternity.