Originally posted by: natep
I can't think of anything I've done that's too weird, but when I was little my dad threw my mom out of the window because he thought the house was burning down.
That was just what they told you.
Originally posted by: natep
I can't think of anything I've done that's too weird, but when I was little my dad threw my mom out of the window because he thought the house was burning down.
Originally posted by: oiprocs
Originally posted by: mh47g
So just a moment ago I went upstairs for some cereal. However, I came back downstairs with a glass of milk and a spoon.
So when are you going to move out of your parent's basement?
Originally posted by: natep
I can't think of anything I've done that's too weird, but when I was little my dad threw my mom out of the window because he thought the house was burning down.
Hahaha, yes. A similar thing happened to me recently... very funny story now that I think about it.Originally posted by: skace
I got called at 2am. It must have been 4 minutes before I realized that hitting the off button on my alarm clock wasn't making the noise stop and, in fact, alarm clocks don't RING.
Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
1. Boil water in kettle.
2. Grab a coffee mug.
3. Make boiling hot mug of Tang.
4. ...
5. Dump it down the drain.