Does anybody think this is a bit weird or sad?

[TravisBickle]

I buy a new porno mag almost every month and I write down my opinions of all the new girls and grade them relative to each other. I don't masturbate that much and it adds a bit of interest to a grey thing to do, just servicing my privates.

 

[snow patrol]

Why buy porn when there's so much available on the internet (ahem, or so I'm informed )

But yes, actually keeping a database of all the girls in the mags and rating them in relation to eachother is slightly left-field...

 

[TravisBickle]

You have pay for the good stuff.
Magazines are much better, no dowmload time, and I can browse in my newsagents. He knows I'm a good boy and buy.

 

[Yeeny]

Ok, let me guess. One of the things you rate them on is their charming personality, right?

 

[Pastore]

lol @ gf

 

[Viper GTS]

Wow, you're a real sweetheart. A new porno mag every month. What's the matter, you not know how to use your imagination?

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[TravisBickle]

That kind of superior nonsense is just what makes other men smirk. We know better than that fake stuff.

 

[Viper GTS]

WTF are you babbling about?



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[andylawcc]

yeah, but we all have fetish/weird habits... (or at least it just me )

 

[TravisBickle]

Somebody else tell this repressed prig if they can be bothered.

 

[Viper GTS]

Dude, are you smoking crack this early in the morning? If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times... That sh!t's bad for you.

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[geno]

Travis, at first I was just thinking that what you did was a little out of the norm. But your last 2 posts in this thread make me wonder

 

[Yeeny]

Somebody else tell this repressed prig if they can be bothered.

Ok, I will try. See Viper, your not a real man. Instead of respecting women for what they are, you should be locking yourself in a bathroom with porno mags rating the women in them and yelling at your mom you will be out in a minute. Now that's the manly way to do things.

 

[Isla]

What I want to know is, what are you guys thinking about when you are wanking? That the girl wants you? I mean, we KNOW that you like to grade/rate us.... jeeze, we live with that reality everyday, and we don't have to be nekkid in a magazine to get our looks compared, contrasted, and criticized.

Anyway, I can't get Mr Isla to tell me what is going on in his mind when he cavorts with the 2 dimesional airbrushed wonders. He says he isn't thinking anything.

I can't believe that...

edit: and no, I'm not mad. I'm resigned. And curious!

 

[Viper GTS]

Ahhh...

So that's what I've been doing wrong all these years...

By guys, I'm off to E8ay to search for porno mags!



Isla...

He's probably telling the truth. It's not exactly a thought-intensive activity.

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[TravisBickle]

That's a dumb response GirlFriday. Viper said what's wrong with using your imagination instead while your masturbating. He didn't say he didn't do it, he just came across as trying to be superior in a ridiculous way. GirlFriday, the more low class and stupid men are the more they openly admit women are just sex objects for them. Maybe your man is just cleverer about it.

 

[Isla]

<< the more low class and stupid men are the more they openly admit women are just sex objects for them. >>



TRavisBickle, Where do you fall on the scale?

 

[Yeeny]

Hehe, the man who has posted about rating women in porno mags, admitted to masturbating on a public BBS and get's excited over a hamster getting some booty has the nerve to call my post dumb? Oh that's rich! Thanks for the laugh Travis, maybe in your next post you can tell us all about the do's and don'ts of self love.

<edit> Ouch Isla, that was good lmao!

 

[snow patrol]

Travis, I think you need to look up sarcasm in a dictionary.

 

[prodigy]

I think I'll have to second Viper's response here: --> Text

 

[jhu]

you're all a bunch of wankers

 

[SSP]

ehh... yes you are weird.

90% of guys masturbate. The other 10% lie about it.

Which category are you on?

 

[Total Refected Power]

ISLA:

I am sure he is not thinking about much since all the blood is rushing AWAY from his brain.


I thought those magazines were tossed aside once you passed on to real women? Why bother with pictures when I can have the real thing in 3D?

 

[Suicidal]

You should go see a mental doctor, you need some help. Ask Viper for the one he goes to regularly (though it doesn't seem to be helping).

 

[Viper GTS]

For once Suicidal's right. She isn't doing much good.

Of course maybe that's because she always shows up completely naked carrying a whip...



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