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gopunk

Lifer
Jul 7, 2001
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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Bleh. My life was going pretty well until Thursday night.. Now I need to run out and find a new source of income. :|

It isn't easy to be a male whore...

or gay pr0n star

:Q

Does it pay at least $85K/year?

if you do like 100 movies a day
 

Orsorum

Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: spp
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Bleh. My life was going pretty well until Thursday night.. Now I need to run out and find a new source of income. :|

It isn't easy to be a male whore...

or gay pr0n star

:Q

hey now...

You're a porn star?
 

gopunk

Lifer
Jul 7, 2001
29,239
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Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: spp
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Bleh. My life was going pretty well until Thursday night.. Now I need to run out and find a new source of income. :|

It isn't easy to be a male whore...

or gay pr0n star

:Q

hey now...

You're a porn star?

was that a question, or a spoof on the smashmouth song "allstar"?
 

spp

Golden Member
Jul 9, 2001
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Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: spp
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Bleh. My life was going pretty well until Thursday night.. Now I need to run out and find a new source of income. :|

It isn't easy to be a male whore...

or gay pr0n star

:Q

hey now...

You're a porn star?

no are you?
 

Koing

Elite Member <br> Super Moderator<br> Health and F
Oct 11, 2000
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life is good.

I'm happy, great friends, great family amazing girlfriend:D

In my Uni and course of choice. Started Uni:D
 

Kadarin

Lifer
Nov 23, 2001
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Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Bleh. My life was going pretty well until Thursday night.. Now I need to run out and find a new source of income. :|

It isn't easy to be a male whore...

or gay pr0n star

:Q

Does it pay at least $85K/year?

If you're good, like me.

Since you're so familiar with the gay pr0n industry, can you give me a reference?
 

Orsorum

Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
27,631
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Originally posted by: spp
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: spp
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Bleh. My life was going pretty well until Thursday night.. Now I need to run out and find a new source of income. :|

It isn't easy to be a male whore...

or gay pr0n star

:Q

hey now...

You're a porn star?

no are you?

For a time.
 

Orsorum

Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
27,631
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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Bleh. My life was going pretty well until Thursday night.. Now I need to run out and find a new source of income. :|

It isn't easy to be a male whore...

or gay pr0n star

:Q

Does it pay at least $85K/year?

If you're good, like me.

Since you're so familiar with the gay pr0n industry, can you give me a reference?

I'm sorry, I've only worked in the straight porn industry.
 

Kadarin

Lifer
Nov 23, 2001
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Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Since you're so familiar with the gay pr0n industry, can you give me a reference?

no but he can give you something else...

:Q

I'd better stock up on antibiotics.. Zakath15, how about a reference for the straight pr0n industry?
 

spp

Golden Member
Jul 9, 2001
1,513
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Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Since you're so familiar with the gay pr0n industry, can you give me a reference?

no but he can give you something else...

:Q

isn't it true that a lot of them have surgery on their members to appear bigger?
 

Ender

Golden Member
Jul 24, 2001
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Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: spp
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Bleh. My life was going pretty well until Thursday night.. Now I need to run out and find a new source of income. :|

It isn't easy to be a male whore...

or gay pr0n star

:Q

hey now...

You're a porn star?


I am.

<--- Mexican Merkos.
 

Orsorum

Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
27,631
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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Since you're so familiar with the gay pr0n industry, can you give me a reference?

no but he can give you something else...

:Q

I'd better stock up on antibiotics.. Zakath15, how about a reference for the straight pr0n industry?

Yeah, I can do that.
 

Kadarin

Lifer
Nov 23, 2001
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Originally posted by: Merkon
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: spp
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Bleh. My life was going pretty well until Thursday night.. Now I need to run out and find a new source of income. :|

It isn't easy to be a male whore...

or gay pr0n star

:Q

hey now...

You're a porn star?


I am.

<--- Mexican Merkos.

Then, if Zakath15 won't do it, would you give me a reference?
 

spp

Golden Member
Jul 9, 2001
1,513
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Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: Merkon
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: spp
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Bleh. My life was going pretty well until Thursday night.. Now I need to run out and find a new source of income. :|

It isn't easy to be a male whore...

or gay pr0n star

:Q

hey now...

You're a porn star?


I am.

<--- Mexican Merkos.

Then, if Zakath15 won't do it, would you give me a reference?

maybe we should start another thread.... we're totally trashing gopunk's thread with prOn business
 

Orsorum

Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
27,631
5
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Originally posted by: Merkon
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: spp
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Bleh. My life was going pretty well until Thursday night.. Now I need to run out and find a new source of income. :|

It isn't easy to be a male whore...

or gay pr0n star

:Q

hey now...

You're a porn star?


I am.

<--- Mexican Merkos.

Mexican Merkos?
 

Orsorum

Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
27,631
5
81
Originally posted by: spp
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: Merkon
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: spp
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Bleh. My life was going pretty well until Thursday night.. Now I need to run out and find a new source of income. :|

It isn't easy to be a male whore...

or gay pr0n star

:Q

hey now...

You're a porn star?


I am.

<--- Mexican Merkos.

Then, if Zakath15 won't do it, would you give me a reference?

maybe we should start another thread.... we're totally trashing gopunk's thread with prOn business

lol Ha ha.
 

Kadarin

Lifer
Nov 23, 2001
44,296
16
81
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: spp
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: Merkon
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: spp
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Bleh. My life was going pretty well until Thursday night.. Now I need to run out and find a new source of income. :|

It isn't easy to be a male whore...

or gay pr0n star

:Q

hey now...

You're a porn star?


I am.

<--- Mexican Merkos.

Then, if Zakath15 won't do it, would you give me a reference?

maybe we should start another thread.... we're totally trashing gopunk's thread with prOn business

lol Ha ha.

Heh.. good point! Sorry, gopunk...

If anyone does have contacts in the pr0n industry, and they need either an actor or a network engineer, please send me a PM... :)
 

Orsorum

Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
27,631
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Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Heh.. good point! Sorry, gopunk...

If anyone does have contacts in the pr0n industry, and they need either an actor or a network engineer, please send me a PM... :)

Mwahahaha.
 

spp

Golden Member
Jul 9, 2001
1,513
0
76
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Heh.. good point! Sorry, gopunk...

If anyone does have contacts in the pr0n industry, and they need either an actor or a network engineer, please send me a PM... :)

Mwahahaha.
heh.... seems like someone is in a cheery mood
 

Martin

Lifer
Jan 15, 2000
29,178
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Let's see......

I have to study all the time and my workload will only increase...I have no money, I owe $6000, I don't have time for a job, I can't even start thinking about a car until I graduate (2007), I have to live at home, I hav eno GF...In fact the only fun I've had since university started is the occasional foozball game...

Yeah, life's really close to being perfect ....
rolleye.gif
 

Kadarin

Lifer
Nov 23, 2001
44,296
16
81
Originally posted by: spp
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Heh.. good point! Sorry, gopunk...

If anyone does have contacts in the pr0n industry, and they need either an actor or a network engineer, please send me a PM... :)

Mwahahaha.
heh.... seems like someone is in a cheery mood

Well, I would be too, if I had a couple of movie deals lined up...
 

Orsorum

Lifer
Dec 26, 2001
27,631
5
81
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: spp
Originally posted by: Zakath15
Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Heh.. good point! Sorry, gopunk...

If anyone does have contacts in the pr0n industry, and they need either an actor or a network engineer, please send me a PM... :)

Mwahahaha.
heh.... seems like someone is in a cheery mood

Well, I would be too, if I had a couple of movie deals lined up...

It's not easy having a heavy workload...