Does a girl's butt feel much different than a guy's butt?

[iwantanewcomputer]

can sombody please find out where this guy lives and check to see if he is 41?

stalking a stalker is ok...

 

[Turfzilla]

.....................

 

[ThePresence]

FUNNIEST. THREAD. EVER.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Can you do us all a favor and hit a Las Vegas whore house, get your questions answered, and never have to ask questions like this again?

Problem is there are no whore houses in Las Vegas.

How about Battle Mountain?

 

[qaa541]

Originally posted by: Ketteringo
On your next date:


"Janet... (short pause cause my mind blanked).. Umm, i'm gonna try something now, but if you don't like it, let me know." ~ YOU

"Uh ok..." ~ Her

"Stick out your butt." ~ YOU

OMG LOL

Flawless Execution!

 

[Honkus]

Originally posted by: Blieb

Originally posted by: FacelessNobody
I am a sober 21-year old white atheist libertarian. I am confident, intelligent, eloquent, and witty. I am passionate, charismatic, wise, and happy. I'm a devoted and loving friend, son, sibling, student, tutor, and teacher. I can build computers, fix cars, weld, and run a manual lathe. I am a gifted writer, solid marksman, and I've helped teach unarmed combat to US Marine MPs. I am healthy and attractive. Girls hit on me nearly every day I go out--suggestive comments, glances, long looks I catch, reasons to start conversations, and even being honked at by carloads of sexy young lasses. I have wonderful friends that I would rather die than give up. I was dealt a good hand in life: a moderately wealthy and incredibly solid family, great genetics, and a good town to grow up in. I am a virgin.

You just marketed yourself to a 41 yr old man ... regardless of whether or not he's a virgin.

Sounds like a sexuality issue.

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Wow, so you are trying to find someone just like yourself so you can make love to... yourself?

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

He puts the Auto in Autoerotic!

You are some sorry motherfvckers. The only genuine, honest, and heartfelt post in this thread and the best he gets are baseless accusations about his own sexuality. Once again ATOT's comedy troupe comes through to prove their unrelenting idiocy. You fvcking snakes have no business even responding to his post in the first place because honestly, I don't think you could ever comprehend the words he typed. That and the fact that his was the only post to offer any type of valid advice beyond the typical snivelling little nerd responses of "I'D HIT IT" and "Go around grabbing random asses!". Overall, it's not that you just don't get it that pisses me off. It's the fact that you had that gall to give his post anything less than a genuine response. You three are shining examples of mediocrity, and as I think about it more and more I can see that my words, like FacelsssNobody's, will be lost on you.

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: Honkus

Originally posted by: Blieb

Originally posted by: FacelessNobody
I am a sober 21-year old white atheist libertarian. I am confident, intelligent, eloquent, and witty. I am passionate, charismatic, wise, and happy. I'm a devoted and loving friend, son, sibling, student, tutor, and teacher. I can build computers, fix cars, weld, and run a manual lathe. I am a gifted writer, solid marksman, and I've helped teach unarmed combat to US Marine MPs. I am healthy and attractive. Girls hit on me nearly every day I go out--suggestive comments, glances, long looks I catch, reasons to start conversations, and even being honked at by carloads of sexy young lasses. I have wonderful friends that I would rather die than give up. I was dealt a good hand in life: a moderately wealthy and incredibly solid family, great genetics, and a good town to grow up in. I am a virgin.

You just marketed yourself to a 41 yr old man ... regardless of whether or not he's a virgin.

Sounds like a sexuality issue.

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Wow, so you are trying to find someone just like yourself so you can make love to... yourself?

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

He puts the Auto in Autoerotic!

You are some sorry motherfvckers. The only genuine, honest, and heartfelt post in this thread and the best he gets are baseless accusations about his own sexuality. Once again ATOT's comedy troupe comes through to prove their unrelenting idiocy. You fvcking snakes have no business even responding to his post in the first place because honestly, I don't think you could ever comprehend the words he typed. That and the fact that his was the only post to offer any type of valid advice beyond the typical snivelling little nerd responses of "I'D HIT IT" and "Go around grabbing random asses!". Overall, it's not that you just don't get it that pisses me off. It's the fact that you had that gall to give his post anything less than a genuine response. You three are shining examples of mediocrity, and as I think about it more and more I can see that my words, like FacelsssNobody's, will be lost on you.

:roll:

 

[PowderBB3D]

Originally posted by: qaa541

Originally posted by: Ketteringo
On your next date:


"Janet... (short pause cause my mind blanked).. Umm, i'm gonna try something now, but if you don't like it, let me know." ~ YOU

"Uh ok..." ~ Her

"Stick out your butt." ~ YOU

OMG LOL

Flawless Execution!

FATALITY

:laugh:

 

[slackerinabox]

OK, I know people are flaming you but I got a good chuckle out of your post... Hah- you sound naive, young, and innocent - stop flaming the poor kid! To answer your question, well.... I've only been that intimate with two girls and they've had nice and soft bums... My butts on the hairy side and .. well, most of the fun of feeling a girls butt is the intimacy so, yeah, it can't really be simulated by touching your own butt... cute question though (don't call me gay for calling the questions cute - if your nephew asked storm's question you'd probably smile!).

 

[PowderBB3D]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
[...] Hah- you sound naive, young, and innocent - stop flaming the poor kid![...]

He's 41....

And many of us aren't flaming him but instead cheering him on to build is self-confidence and "get out there" to see for himself.

 

[SuperPickle]

Originally posted by: FacelessNobody
I am a sober 21-year old.....I am a gifted writer....
I have wonderful friends that I would rather die than give up.

 

[Cheval]

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: Pex
tagged to be part of history

^^^ just posting to get one in

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: Honkus

Originally posted by: Blieb

Originally posted by: FacelessNobody
I am a sober 21-year old white atheist libertarian. I am confident, intelligent, eloquent, and witty. I am passionate, charismatic, wise, and happy. I'm a devoted and loving friend, son, sibling, student, tutor, and teacher. I can build computers, fix cars, weld, and run a manual lathe. I am a gifted writer, solid marksman, and I've helped teach unarmed combat to US Marine MPs. I am healthy and attractive. Girls hit on me nearly every day I go out--suggestive comments, glances, long looks I catch, reasons to start conversations, and even being honked at by carloads of sexy young lasses. I have wonderful friends that I would rather die than give up. I was dealt a good hand in life: a moderately wealthy and incredibly solid family, great genetics, and a good town to grow up in. I am a virgin.

You just marketed yourself to a 41 yr old man ... regardless of whether or not he's a virgin.

Sounds like a sexuality issue.

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Wow, so you are trying to find someone just like yourself so you can make love to... yourself?

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

He puts the Auto in Autoerotic!

You are some sorry motherfvckers. The only genuine, honest, and heartfelt post in this thread and the best he gets are baseless accusations about his own sexuality. Once again ATOT's comedy troupe comes through to prove their unrelenting idiocy. You fvcking snakes have no business even responding to his post in the first place because honestly, I don't think you could ever comprehend the words he typed. That and the fact that his was the only post to offer any type of valid advice beyond the typical snivelling little nerd responses of "I'D HIT IT" and "Go around grabbing random asses!". Overall, it's not that you just don't get it that pisses me off. It's the fact that you had that gall to give his post anything less than a genuine response. You three are shining examples of mediocrity, and as I think about it more and more I can see that my words, like FacelsssNobody's, will be lost on you.

Hehe he said fvck

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: Honkus

Originally posted by: Blieb

Originally posted by: FacelessNobody
I am a sober 21-year old white atheist libertarian. I am confident, intelligent, eloquent, and witty. I am passionate, charismatic, wise, and happy. I'm a devoted and loving friend, son, sibling, student, tutor, and teacher. I can build computers, fix cars, weld, and run a manual lathe. I am a gifted writer, solid marksman, and I've helped teach unarmed combat to US Marine MPs. I am healthy and attractive. Girls hit on me nearly every day I go out--suggestive comments, glances, long looks I catch, reasons to start conversations, and even being honked at by carloads of sexy young lasses. I have wonderful friends that I would rather die than give up. I was dealt a good hand in life: a moderately wealthy and incredibly solid family, great genetics, and a good town to grow up in. I am a virgin.

You just marketed yourself to a 41 yr old man ... regardless of whether or not he's a virgin.

Sounds like a sexuality issue.

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Wow, so you are trying to find someone just like yourself so you can make love to... yourself?

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

He puts the Auto in Autoerotic!

You are some sorry motherfvckers. The only genuine, honest, and heartfelt post in this thread and the best he gets are baseless accusations about his own sexuality. Once again ATOT's comedy troupe comes through to prove their unrelenting idiocy. You fvcking snakes have no business even responding to his post in the first place because honestly, I don't think you could ever comprehend the words he typed. That and the fact that his was the only post to offer any type of valid advice beyond the typical snivelling little nerd responses of "I'D HIT IT" and "Go around grabbing random asses!". Overall, it's not that you just don't get it that pisses me off. It's the fact that you had that gall to give his post anything less than a genuine response. You three are shining examples of mediocrity, and as I think about it more and more I can see that my words, like FacelsssNobody's, will be lost on you.

I'm pretty sure he was just spoofing 'An Exemplary College Application Essay'.

By the way, you sound like a real loser.

 

[Noirish]

This title gets an A+.

 

[Soggysocks]

I see familiar faces here


Bend over and smile

 

[Aharami]

HAHAHAHA. oh man. thanks for the good laugh

 

[Electric Amish]

A guy butt is hairier....

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

WE KNOW GUY'S BUTS ARE HAIRIER ALREADY!!!! that's like the elevendy-billionth time that's been said.

I'm calling you out stormrider.
Seriously...i don't believe that stormrider is who he says he is. I think he is some stupid kid who is not oblivious, but thinks up a stupid question once in a while to start good laughs. Either way i commend stormrider for some threads of pure genious. I can't think of a way to prove that you've gotten laid, but you can prove your age. Post a pic of a 41 year old man holding a sign that says "I'm Stormrider"
and i will believe you.

 

[imported_theEman]

Wow, you guys have nothing better to do...

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser

Originally posted by: Mareg
Ok, this is a bit embarassing but since this thread is so hilarous, here's my story.

I once tapped the butt of a friend as an error. It was in the middle of a Toys-A-Russ, in the game section. My girlfriend was about 3 feet away and she saw all the scene. It was an error of innatention because my subconcious mind told me the person to my right was MY girlfriend but really, it was my friend(guy).

At the moment, I felt so ashamed cause the clerk and many other people were smiling knowingly ! I'm not an anti-gay but gush I felt part of a nightmare.

After the moment passed, we just had a big laugh at it. But this girlfriend teased me about it for a long time after I never questioned my orientation, mind you.

To the question at hand. [/b]My friend was a little fat so his butt felt smoother than that of all the girl I've dated.[/b]

Hahahaha

best. post. evar.

 

[imported_Tomato]

Originally posted by: Isla
My husband's butt is meatier and rounder than mine is. It's fun to squeeze.

 

[Slickone]

This guy knows a girl that would probably be thrilled to let you touch her butt.

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer
WE KNOW GUY'S BUTS ARE HAIRIER ALREADY!!!! that's like the elevendy-billionth time that's been said.

I'm calling you out stormrider.
Seriously...i don't believe that stormrider is who he says he is. I think he is some stupid kid who is not oblivious, but thinks up a stupid question once in a while to start good laughs. Either way i commend stormrider for some threads of pure genious. I can't think of a way to prove that you've gotten laid, but you can prove your age. Post a pic of a 41 year old man holding a sign that says "I'm Stormrider"
and i will believe you.

Couldn't that be photocropped?

 

[Lioness]

Examining one protitutes butt will not answer your question. I suggest you establish relationships with woman (not prostitutes) of various proportions. Ie. Height, weight.
You will find that butts sizes, softness etc. etc. vary in woman much as they do in men.