Doctor vs. Computer Scientist

[postmortemIA]

It is not what you are thinking

Originally posted by: cavecanum.com
When I was a Freshman in college, I told everyone I wanted to be a doctor. What I didn't tell them was why. I wanted to be a doctor so I could see women naked. I wanted to be able to touch their private parts. I thought doctors had it so good.

By Sophomore year I had a steady girlfriend. I was getting it all the time. So I switched my major to computer science. That's what I really wanted to do.

 

[jhayx7]

Please remove me from your mailing list. Thanks.

 

[Special K]

Ummmm, was that supposed to be funny?


He should have been a doctor anyway.

 

[Supertastic Fool]

your life sucks.

 

[George P Burdell]

...

 

[Ameesh]

Step 1: cut a hole in the box

 

[BrownTown]

Step 2: Put your junk in that box

 

[thepd7]

Step 3: Make her open the box!

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Kokanee beer?

 

[BrownTown]

On a note very pertinient to the origional thread, while at Mardi Gras this year I infact saw a dude walking around with a genuine "dick in a box" outfit including carbord box and trenchcaot on very sketchy looking guy. He proceeded to go up to drunk girls and tell them he had a present for them in the box, several of them in fact stuck their hand in said box and were not so pleasently amused.