Doctor finds spiders in boy's ears.

[zoiks]

:Q

 

[Flashram]

I'll be sleeping with ear plugs tonight. Thanks.

 

[Jeff7]

Jesse was given the spiders ? now both dead ? as a souvenir. He has taken them to school and his mother has taken them to work

Wow, I hope he never gets crabs when he's older.

 

[Spoooon]

My wife looked like :Q while she was reading the story.

 

[FreshPrince]

so that's what I'm hearing....

 

[toolboxolio]

Does the kid fight crime and dress emo now?

 

[NikolaeVarius]

The average American swallows at least 5 spiders a year while sleeping.

 

[91TTZ]

Jesse was given the spiders ? now both dead ? as a souvenir. He has taken them to school, where he was later expelled under a zero-tolerance policy for bringing dangerous items into a classroom.

Edited for future accuracy.

 

[Luthien]

creepy

 

[Special K]

Originally posted by: tenshodo13
The average American swallows at least 5 spiders a year while sleeping.

Proof? How could that possibly be verified?

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: tenshodo13
The average American swallows at least 5 spiders a year while sleeping.

I hope they enjoy swimming in my stomach acid.

 

[sygyzy]

Did anyone yawn at this story? Seriously. Do you realize how many flies you've eaten from restaurants or like someone mentioned, how many spiders you've swallowed? The little critters in his ear were not even that large. Whoopie!

 

[SirStev0]

Originally posted by: zoiks
:Q

Zoinks, Zoicks! Zats zilly!

 

[w3stfa11]

Originally posted by: Special K

Originally posted by: tenshodo13
The average American swallows at least 5 spiders a year while sleeping.

Proof? How could that possibly be verified?

Yep, it is true... not!
http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.htm

 

[EarthwormJim]

Originally posted by: sygyzy
Did anyone yawn at this story? Seriously. Do you realize how many flies you've eaten from restaurants or like someone mentioned, how many spiders you've swallowed? The little critters in his ear were not even that large. Whoopie!

I think the key here is, they had been alive in his ear for a few days, tapping on his ear drum.

 

[mooglemania85]

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of someone gently rapping, rapping on my eardrum floor.
" 'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping on my eardrum floor;
Only this, and nothing more."

 

[iamaelephant]

Originally posted by: w3stfa11

Originally posted by: Special K

Originally posted by: tenshodo13
The average American swallows at least 5 spiders a year while sleeping.

Proof? How could that possibly be verified?

Yep, it is true... not!
http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.htm

Heh, owned.

 

[lyssword]

True story:I was about 11. I was sleeping and suddenly sharp pain wakes me up. In my left ear something is scratching at my eardrum. The pain doesn't stop. Something is moving inside my ear. I woke up my mom she gets some liquid in there, then pulls out a pieces of cockroach. That was one of the most intense pains I ever experienced. The cockroach was apparently stuck in my ear and wanted to get out, and was struggling really fast (or making little bites with its tiny teeth) inside my ear. I was screaming from pain for about 5-10 mins . After that wax buildup shows up a little more in my left ear, but my hearing is still perfectly good. That was when I lived in another country, but It can happen anywhere .

 

[MrToilet]

I work in a Children's ER, and we get stuff like that all the time. Cockroaches, Spiders, beetles, all sorts of stuff that gets stuck in kids' ears... it's still weird, though. And some of these suckers are huge!

 

[interchange]

I had an ant crawl out of my eye once.

 

[Jahee]

Originally posted by: lyssword
True story:I was about 11. I was sleeping and suddenly sharp pain wakes me up. In my left ear something is scratching at my eardrum. The pain doesn't stop. Something is moving inside my ear. I woke up my mom she gets some liquid in there, then pulls out a pieces of cockroach. That was one of the most intense pains I ever experienced. The cockroach was apparently stuck in my ear and wanted to get out, and was struggling really fast (or making little bites with its tiny teeth) inside my ear. I was screaming from pain for about 5-10 mins . After that wax buildup shows up a little more in my left ear, but my hearing is still perfectly good. That was when I lived in another country, but It can happen anywhere .

A cockroach fit in your ear canal!! :Q

 

[cherrytwist]

"It was real interesting, 'cause, two spiders in my ear ? what next?" future Nobel Prize candidate Jesse said.

:Q

 

[randomlinh]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Jesse was given the spiders ? now both dead ? as a souvenir. He has taken them to school and his mother has taken them to work

Wow, I hope he never gets crabs when he's older.

a spider in your ear and crabs are on completely different levels.

 

[lyssword]

Originally posted by: Jahee

Originally posted by: lyssword
True story:I was about 11. I was sleeping and suddenly sharp pain wakes me up. In my left ear something is scratching at my eardrum. The pain doesn't stop. Something is moving inside my ear. I woke up my mom she gets some liquid in there, then pulls out a pieces of cockroach. That was one of the most intense pains I ever experienced. The cockroach was apparently stuck in my ear and wanted to get out, and was struggling really fast (or making little bites with its tiny teeth) inside my ear. I was screaming from pain for about 5-10 mins . After that wax buildup shows up a little more in my left ear, but my hearing is still perfectly good. That was when I lived in another country, but It can happen anywhere .

A cockroach fit in your ear canal!! :Q

Must have been one of those baby cockroaches