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Doctor dies after bizarre accident with neck massager

What? How? Huh?

I'm not sure there's even an appropriate "You're doing it wrong" picture for that.
 
It was an autobot designed as a neck massager, it transformed, kill him, and turned back into a neck massager.
 
Local story here. Didn't bother posting it because I was sure it'd have to be explained.

They are not commenting on the type of device yet, but there have been three other cases were women got their collars trapped in the rollers of a magic shiatsu type. They all had removed the fabric cover.
 
So... that's 3 people who have been killed by these massagers?

FUCK YOU PRODUCT SAFETY COMMISSION! I WANT MY LAWN DARTS BACK! (Lawn darts killed fewer people than 3 before they were banned in the US, despite being owned by virtually everyone in the US who had a lawn.)
 
zinfamous said:
Lawn Darts fucking ruled! They were best when tossed while jumping on trampoline!
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Over the course of a few years, I think my family spent more time playing lawn darts together than in any other activity other than eating dinner. My set is worn out. I need a new set.
 
DrPizza said:
Over the course of a few years, I think my family spent more time playing lawn darts together than in any other activity other than eating dinner. My set is worn out. I need a new set.
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:hmm:

Are there any laws against selling kits to refurbish your already-bought lawn darts? 😉
 
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