I can remember a time long, long ago in a land far, far away when I was lonely. But, then, I discovered computers. My imagination soared. There were no limits to where I could go, who I could meet, or what I could do. I was Superman, Batman, the Green Lantern and the Hulk rolled into one amorphous entity. I revelled in my newfound glory. The world was mine. I could do anything. I WAS GOD!
Unfortunately, I woke up one morning and realized that I was still alone and wanting in the social graces. I still had no friends, nothing to do and noplace to go.
I eventually died from loneliness in my hovel surrounded by my computers and thousands of empty Twinkie packages.
Life was so cruel.