Do you think of a lesbian as a guy?

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Pliablemoose

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Do you think of a lesbian as a guy?

Depends, the butch chick that checked me out @ Auto Zone last night I considered a guy, but I've seen some lipstick lesbians or the more female acting of the pair I percieve as a female:confused:
 

Pliablemoose

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Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
Originally posted by: AnyMal
I think this is little too much information for me here. Pardon me while I puke my guts out.
LOL! :D

If you've never felt a woman have a really good orgasam while you're busy cutting the grass, then man, you don't know what you're missing. The sensations are amazing, it is more intimate in my opinion than almost anything else.

That is an experience worth repeating over and over... (and because she's a woman, she can)

: ) Hopper

One off the many reasons my wife left her ex was that he'd never make the trip down south....

 

iwearnosox

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Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
Originally posted by: iwearnosox
No, I view her as an opportunity. ;)
LOL! :D

I've always wanted a three-way, what healthy hetrosexual male hasn't?

Yeeny teased me and offered to come down and play with Thumper, but I think she was just pulling my leg. She can be such a tease! ;) :) :p :D

: ) Hopper
I've had a couple. They're awesome, it's hard to go back to just regular sex.


 

HOWITIS

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don't you think the girl will be offended when i want to pour honey on her sweet spot? that could be kinda awkward.







i mean, i like fish as much as the next guy, but you gotta draw the line somewhere.
 

iwearnosox

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Originally posted by: HOWITIS
don't you think the girl will be offended when i want to pour honey on her sweet spot? that could be kinda awkward.

i mean, i like fish as much as the next guy, but you gotta draw the line somewhere.
Healthy women shouldn't have odors about them, it's usually a sign of other issues.


 

HOWITIS

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maybe i just need a nice young lady to take me under her wing, and give me direction?
 

Pliablemoose

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Originally posted by: iwearnosox
Originally posted by: HOWITIS
don't you think the girl will be offended when i want to pour honey on her sweet spot? that could be kinda awkward.

i mean, i like fish as much as the next guy, but you gotta draw the line somewhere.
Healthy women shouldn't have odors about them, it's usually a sign of other issues.

From a guy who doesn't wear socks...:eek:
 

Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: HOWITIS
don't you think the girl will be offended when i want to pour honey on her sweet spot? that could be kinda awkward.
No, why would she?

i mean, i like fish as much as the next guy, but you gotta draw the line somewhere.
If she smells like that, something is wrong and she either REALLY needs to clean up, or needs to go to the doctor.

: ) Hopper
 

ilyria

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Originally posted by: TNTrulez
Well if they are not into guys but are into other girls.... hmm

I was hit on by a playboy bunny once- she was amazingly beautiful and had one of the most amazing bods i'd ever seen on a woman. so no- not at all.

besides you shouldn't try to determine gender from sexual orientation anyway. how would you categorize someone that's bisexual?


 

dxkj

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if you reverse the question of this thread

Would you think of a gay guy as a girl?

and still say yes... then if you think of the gay guy as a girl, you would try to get some action?



 

Pepsei

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Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
Originally posted by: HOWITIS
well, i'd like to say i'm a lesbian in a mans body, but i don't really enjoy carpet licking.
LOL! :D

Hey man, if you don't enjoy cutting the grass, you're not doing it right...

First, make sure you're both clean. Second, if the taste bothers you, use honey (works better than chocolate). The sweetness of the honey makes it all wonderful...

I can spend all afternoon down there... There is a reason Thumper calls me Grasshopper...

: ) Hopper


Too much info!!

But since we're sharing, I prefer mine California trimmed... makes it 10X cleaner than a wild bush.
 

yobarman

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Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
Originally posted by: HOWITIS
well, i'd like to say i'm a lesbian in a mans body, but i don't really enjoy carpet licking.
LOL! :D

Hey man, if you don't enjoy cutting the grass, you're not doing it right...

First, make sure you're both clean. Second, if the taste bothers you, use honey (works better than chocolate). The sweetness of the honey makes it all wonderful...

I can spend all afternoon down there... There is a reason Thumper calls me Grasshopper...

: ) Hopper

quite possibly the most unnecessary piece of information written on ATOT... ever!
 

ilyria

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Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
Originally posted by: Pepsei
Too much info!!
TMI, huh?

But since we're sharing, I prefer mine California trimmed... makes it 10X cleaner than a wild bush.
I prefer that she is shaved, it's the only way to go... :D

: ) Hopper

How would you feel if your girlfriend asked that you shaved or no b/js???
 

Aves

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Pepsei
Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
Originally posted by: HOWITIS
well, i'd like to say i'm a lesbian in a mans body, but i don't really enjoy carpet licking.
LOL! :D

Hey man, if you don't enjoy cutting the grass, you're not doing it right...

First, make sure you're both clean. Second, if the taste bothers you, use honey (works better than chocolate). The sweetness of the honey makes it all wonderful...

I can spend all afternoon down there... There is a reason Thumper calls me Grasshopper...

: ) Hopper

Too much info!!

But since we're sharing, I prefer mine California trimmed... makes it 10X cleaner than a wild bush.

I'm not allowed to talk about any of these subjects here for obvious reasons.

 

Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: ilyria
How would you feel if your girlfriend asked that you shaved or no b/js???
I trim to avoid her getting an eye poked out, but shaved? Eww...

If she just wanted to trim, I could live with that, but she doesn't mind (or so she tells me)

: ) Hopper
 

LikeLinus

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Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
Originally posted by: HOWITIS
well, i'd like to say i'm a lesbian in a mans body, but i don't really enjoy carpet licking.
LOL! :D

Hey man, if you don't enjoy cutting the grass, you're not doing it right...

First, make sure you're both clean. Second, if the taste bothers you, use honey (works better than chocolate). The sweetness of the honey makes it all wonderful...

I can spend all afternoon down there... There is a reason Thumper calls me Grasshopper...

: ) Hopper

Cause you lack the actual equipment to fill the job up top? :)