Here is an exciting excerpt from my REAL life:
I'm at work, stewing because our polite, efficient, friendly Mexican janitor was replaced by an entire team of loud, foul smelling, sloppy Indian janitors. It sounds like they're playing rugby up on the floor above me, and the one down here keeps shouting at them in some gutteral language that is very unsettling in an office after hours. My whole area now smells like BO because one of them mosied over to empy the trash from under my desk and lingered to see what I was looking at on my PC. They make the lunchroom smell funny as well. 🙁