Do you take baths?

Arcadio

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I wonder if many people do this, or is it a small percentage of people.

If you do take baths, what do you do while you are in the bathtub: read? listen to music, think, surf the web? something else?

Oh, and don't forget to vote.
 

Ryan

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Negative. Something about the idea of stewing in one's own filth doesn't seem so appealing..
 

geno

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Originally posted by: Ryan
Negative. Something about the idea of stewing in one's own filth doesn't seem so appealing..

Oh jesus, how freaking dirty do you have to be to be concerned about this?
 

TheInternet1980

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I hear if you like to take bubble baths, you also like to give fellatio to homeless men. That being said, I voted no.
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: Arcadio
I wonder if many people do this, or is it a small percentage of people.

If you do take baths, what do you do while you are in the bathtub: read? listen to music, think, surf the web? something else?

Oh, and don't forget to vote.

what is your answer?
 

rh71

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I only do it once in a blue moon in hotel baths. Mine isn't really clean enough (yes I know about hotels but at least they use detergents on them (most of the time)) nor, more importantly, does the stopper work.
 

Kirby64

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yeah if i want to relax i take a really long hot shower, much more relaxing and less pruney afterwards
 

Blieb

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Why vote? People who do this will be calling in sick to work tomorrow ...

Run your pole then.

ahahaha get it!? POLE!?
 

vshah

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Originally posted by: Ryan
Negative. Something about the idea of stewing in one's own filth doesn't seem so appealing..

do you ever go swimming?
 

Swagman

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In preparation, Fenstermocker first brings up a box of my finest Burgundy from the cellar, and decants some into an acrylic carafe so it can properly breathe for a few minutes. Then he draws my bath and wedges the shellacked bathtub board across the epoxy-coated tub. Next he microwaves a large batch of pizza rolls and arranges them neatly on a spun-steel platter. To finalize my enjoyment of all that opulence, I use a scratchpad to delve into the intricasies involved with fathoming game after game of single-handed tic-tac-toe. The Calgon bath oil beads are really just frosting on the cake of my otherwise seemingly perfect existence.
 

Raduque

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I like a good soak in some hot water int he tub every so often, but the only bubbles are ones I make. :D
 

Blieb

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Tomorrow is call in sick for gay appreciation day, or something like that ...

Originally posted by: TheInternet1980
Originally posted by: Blieb
Why vote? People who do this will be calling in sick to work tomorrow ...

Run your pole then.

ahahaha get it!? POLE!?

wat :confused:

 

Feldenak

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Jan 31, 2003
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The only time I take a bath is when I'm sick. Even then it's not so much a bath as it is soaking in a tub full of scalding water letting the steam do its voodoo on my sinuses.
 

lokiju

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No, never.

The last time I took a bath was because I needed to soak in an oatmeal solution due to the shingles I had (which hurt like a mofo btw) when I was 15.

That was 13 years ago.
 

TheInternet1980

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Originally posted by: lokiju
No, never.

The last time I took a bath was because I needed to soak in an oatmeal solution due to the shingles I had (which hurt like a mofo btw) when I was 15.

That was 13 years ago.

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