Do you remember your first time?

[Zedtom]

I'm talking about Mary Juwanna, not sex.

I went with a friend to some guys house a couple blocks from my parents house. I had seen him in the hall at school, but I had never met him. We went upstairs to his room and he loaded up a pipe and we passed it around. When I was handed the pipe they told me to inhale deeply and hold it in.

I inhaled and then quickly had to blow it out. My mind immediately flashed back to when I was younger and I crashed my bike and flew over the handlebars into a patch of weeds. I had some weeds in my mouth and I had to spit them out. "This tastes like weeds," I shouted out. My friends were falling on the floor laughing at me.

 

[coldmeat]

Yes, but I didn't smoke it properly so I didn't get high. I sure felt it the next time though.

 

[Icepick]

Yeah, but I only did it twice so the first time isn't hard to recall.

 

[Fritzo]

I can honestly say I have never smoked, used pot, or taken any kind of illegal drug in my entire life.

 

[bobdole369]

Yep - 8th grade my man. Buddy and I skipped school and went back to my other friends house who was playing sick, got together with another couple headbangers that were on the way somewhere to not be in school too - he had a j and we lit up in the park on the way home. (Difficult to explain, but the park was a deep valley (great sledding there, maybe 100 feet of fairly steep drop to a tapered bottom) with a creek in the middle and a couple bridges going across, all of us kids lived on one side of the park or another, and the park was a couple miles long x maybe 250-750 feet.) Parents NEVER walked down there unless they walked their dog or something so we were pretty much safe. So 1 joint, 4 peeps, I knew to hold it in and I had smoked cigarettes so I didn't totally gag, but I didn't get high that day. It would be another couple months before I smoked again and got really really blitzed. Then I never really had the opportunity again till I was 16 and was working as a cart return/bagger at a grocery store/dept store (Meijer if your from the Ohio Valley area), think Walmart with less evil, more stuff. Smoked with my new buddy and this other girl and I was reallllllly high for what seemed like forever.

 

[Ichinisan]

I can honestly say I have never smoked, used pot, or taken any kind of illegal drug in my entire life.

This.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Never. I graduated DARE.

 

[Possessed Freak]

I can honestly say I have never smoked, used pot, or taken any kind of illegal drug in my entire life.

This x2

 

[RocksteadyDotNet]

I can honestly say I have never smoked, used pot, or taken any kind of illegal drug in my entire life.

You're only on this planet once, maybe you should think about trying some fun things while you're here.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Yes but, I never exhaled.

 

[DesiPower]

Darn hippies... <walks out of thread>

 

[moshquerade]

Yes but, I never exhaled.

:sneaky:

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

My first time was no wheres near as much fun as my mother's first time.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Sooo long ago... I don't remember. I remember the last time though. :sneaky:

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

Smoked up in Amsterdam the first time, lots of fun!

 

[Fritzo]

You're only on this planet once, maybe you should think about trying some fun things while you're here.

None of those are anything I'd consider fun. I have a good time without any smoldering plant smoke being inhaled into my lungs, thank you.

 

[xSauronx]

I'm talking about Mary Juwanna, not sex.

I went with a friend to some guys house a couple blocks from my parents house. I had seen him in the hall at school, but I had never met him. We went upstairs to his room and he loaded up a pipe and we passed it around. When I was handed the pipe they told me to inhale deeply and hold it in.

I inhaled and then quickly had to blow it out. My mind immediately flashed back to when I was younger and I crashed my bike and flew over the handlebars into a patch of weeds. I had some weeds in my mouth and I had to spit them out. "This tastes like weeds," I shouted out. My friends were falling on the floor laughing at me.

yeah the first time i had a join i didnt get very high, a little bit of a buzz, and i ate everything chocolate in my house...but not really high

the first time i got high i was with my younger, stoner brother, and he passed me one and i got a good couple of hits...then he turned on some james brown and it was fucking awesome.

 

[child of wonder]

Was hanging out with a buddy and he suggested watching some psychedelic music videos he had created with a Windows 98 PC and a keyboard. A few minutes in he lit up a bowl and I decided to give it a shot.

I got a little giggly and happy but that was pretty much it.

The second and last time I tried it I didn't feel a thing.

 

[Leros]

Only did it once, didn't feel anything. Its ok though, nearly everyone I've known who smokes pot is incredibly annoying.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Only did it once, didn't feel anything. Its ok though, nearly everyone I've known who smokes pot is incredibly annoying.

Only when they're not high.

 

[RocksteadyDotNet]

None of those are anything I'd consider fun. I have a good time without any smoldering plant smoke being inhaled into my lungs, thank you.

How do you know it's not fun if you've never tried it?!

Your thinking is so closed minded.

 

[njdevilsfan87]

The first time I tried it freshman year, I didn't feel much. I thought it was totally over-rated then. I didn't try it again until junior year of college, when my friend gave me some "master kush", and that stuff made me so high I freaked out thinking I was going to be loony forever. It was like my thoughts of whatever just happened kept looping over and over in my mind. And then because of that, I wasn't sure if what just happened actually happened, or if I just imagined it. I was so high that night, and still woke up slightly high 10 hours later. I didn't touch it again for two months, but I got drawn back into it somehow. From there I just sort of became adjusted to the intense mind/body high this "master kush" stuff induced. And once I did, it became very, very enjoyable. That stuff + light alcohol buzz = heavenly state of being.

Haven't smoked in a over two years now though thanks could the stupid laws which could jeopardize my career.

 

[Wanescotting]

yep, at my friends house...he is now a police officer

 

[Jeeebus]

I'm talking about Mary Juwanna, not sex.

Actually, your story does sound like the plot summary of a gay sex movie, truth be told.

 

[Shadow Conception]

Yes, but I didn't smoke it properly so I didn't get high. I sure felt it the next time though.

Pretty much the same for me. I took the smoke in and merely held it in my mouth; I, literally, smoked but did not inhale. The first time I actually got high was absolutely amazing. I remember laughing with my best friend endlessly at absolutely nothing and everything, and I remember how delicious the s'mores tasted as we sat tightly around a bonfire. I remember how beautiful my surroundings seemed as the clear dusk faded gradually into the dark night, with stars littering the sky and holding my attention as I stared open-mouthed at the beauty of space. Yeah, it all sounds really exaggerated and pretentious, but I'll never forget that night.