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Do you remember the first time you fapped?

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I was in 3rd grade. Remember watching something on PBS during the summer time...Bananas in Pajamas I think (no I was not turned on by it damn you)...remember just playing with it, parents werent home so I was chillaxin naked on the couch...after like 10 minutes of just playing around I jizzed...almost passed out I remember...rolled over and slept...that started it all...
 
I used to pretend I had to go to the doctors and use a special machine which I would place my package in. I would then simulate this machine by cupping myself with my hands and thrusting against the bedsheets.
 
AndroidVageta said:
I was in 3rd grade. Remember watching something on PBS during the summer time...Bananas in Pajamas I think (no I was not turned on by it damn you)...remember just playing with it, parents werent home so I was chillaxin naked on the couch...after like 10 minutes of just playing around I jizzed...almost passed out I remember...rolled over and slept...that started it all...
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Third grade... 9 years old? WTF?
 
I want to say I got laid first but probably not. I remember skipping school and shaking up w/ Gentry and her dad a cop almost killing me at 13... fisrt real memories about sex.

You know more I think about it I did not fap much in HS. Gentry and I dated and all that goes with that until 16 when her dad retired from Newport PD and moved to Montana or something. God I would have married that girl...🙁
 
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AndroidVageta said:
I was in 3rd grade. Remember watching something on PBS during the summer time...Bananas in Pajamas I think (no I was not turned on by it damn you)...remember just playing with it, parents werent home so I was chillaxin naked on the couch...after like 10 minutes of just playing around I jizzed...almost passed out I remember...rolled over and slept...that started it all...
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That don't sound right. 3rd grade all I was was worried about was dodgeball and girls who could kick my ass at it.
 
loki8481 said:
4th grade for me. I didn't necessarily have sexual fantasies so much as "wow, this feels really great."
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Yes, there are two types of people. Some people can have an orgasm through physical stimulation alone. Some can not and must be sexually aroused.
 
schneiderguy said:
To the people who discovered it at a young age: Did you learn from someone else or did you just accidentally do it? :hmm:
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playboy channel. my downstairs neighbors (both mid teens) found out we had a cable box. one night my mom needed them to babysit me and my sis, and when we were sent to sleep (or so they thought) i saw them checking out the playboy channel. saw some dude on the channel fapping over a chick and thought hrrmmm, so i tried it in the bathroom the next day.
 
this is the gayest thread i've ever seen on atot...
a bunch of guys talking about their masturbating experiences...
 
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