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do you remember the first time you cursed in front of your parents?

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rasczak

Lifer
I remember it like it was yesterday only because i feared for my life. I just turned 18 and something pissed me off causing me to say FUCK! in front of my mom. I got the glare and it looked like she was gonna drop kick me. I never said it in front of her ever again.

I also remember a time when i picked up a cigarette from the public ashtrays and stuck it in my mouth. i'll never forget the beating that ensued. I was 6 at the time.

oh and there was the time when an ex gf told my mom that i was a momma's boy. I got the glare and thought she was gonna drop kick her and me at the same time.

hah there was also the time, when my youngest sister was born, my mom told me and my other sister, to be quiet as she was trying to put the baby to sleep. we kept making noise, so she took allof our clothes threw them out, and kicked us out of the house. If not for our downstairs neighbor coming upstairs and reasong with her, i would still be homeless lol.

ahhh the memories. i miss my mom
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Hm... I think I may have said "damn" in front of them a couple times.
I do distinctly remember the time I said "son of a bitch" in front of my dad. I was staying with him before I shipped out to the military (I was 19). I forget exactly what he said, but my rebuttal was that they now say it on network TV uncensored so it's not really swearing.
That night at dinner, everything was son of a bitch.
"Hey, can you ask the son of a bitch at the end of the table to pass the son of a bitching potatoes", etc. It was mildly amusing.
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Hm... I think I may have said "damn" in front of them a couple times.
I do distinctly remember the time I said "son of a bitch" in front of my dad. I was staying with him before I shipped out to the military (I was 19). I forget exactly what he said, but my rebuttal was that they now say it on network TV uncensored so it's not really swearing.
That night at dinner, everything was son of a bitch.
"Hey, can you ask the son of a bitch at the end of the table to pass the son of a bitching potatoes", etc. It was mildly amusing.
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hehe, sounds like your dad had a pretty cool sense of humor.
 
I told my step-dad "Fuck you. I'm not gonna do it!" after he tried to force me to do yard work for a neighbor...for free.

He punched me in the mouth and knocked me through the big kitchen window. (HUGE picture window, went from about 12" above the floor to about 12" below the ceiling, made with the safety glass with wire in it)

I got up, brushed the glass off of me, and told him, "Fuck you...I'm STILL not gonna do it! If you want it done, YOU do it."

This was about 2 months before my 14th birthday.
 
Originally posted by: rasczak
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Hm... I think I may have said "damn" in front of them a couple times.
I do distinctly remember the time I said "son of a bitch" in front of my dad. I was staying with him before I shipped out to the military (I was 19). I forget exactly what he said, but my rebuttal was that they now say it on network TV uncensored so it's not really swearing.
That night at dinner, everything was son of a bitch.
"Hey, can you ask the son of a bitch at the end of the table to pass the son of a bitching potatoes", etc. It was mildly amusing.
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hehe, sounds like your dad had a pretty cool sense of humor.
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He definitely has his moments.
 
I still don't really swear in front of my Mom, it just feels weird. It's typically an accident when it happens and I always feel guilty afterwards.

KT
 
About the time I started drinking with them...

So maybe 5 or so years ago.

My Dad has cussed like a sailor my whole life as it was so it wasn't that big of a deal really.
 
Originally posted by: BoomerD
I told my step-dad "Fuck you. I'm not gonna do it!" after he tried to force me to do yard work for a neighbor...for free.

He punched me in the mouth and knocked me through the big kitchen window. (HUGE picture window, went from about 12" above the floor to about 12" below the ceiling, made with the safety glass with wire in it)

I got up, brushed the glass off of me, and told him, "Fuck you...I'm STILL not gonna do it! If you want it done, YOU do it."

This was about 2 months before my 14th birthday.
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I'm lucky to have had an awesome "step-dad" (in quotes because he never technically married my mom but they've been together ~15 years). If he had even tried anything like that with me my mom would've kicked him to the curb instantly.
 
I said shit when I was in kindergarten... I forget the circumstances, but my dad washed my mouth out with soap.

didn't really do anything, I grew up cursing like a sailor and never had any qualms cursing in front of them.

the only time I actually watch what I'm saying is when I'm in professional settings with people who I don't know and when in front of children that I'm not related to.
 
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
I still don't really swear in front of my Mom, it just feels weird. It's typically an accident when it happens and I always feel guilty afterwards.
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My mom used to scrub my mouth with soap when I said shut up as a little kid.

Now I think I can curse freely with both parents, mostly because as I grew older I started to hear THEM cursing more.
 
When our son was about 3, we were camping and he had to take a crap. I helped him get his pants down so he could squat behind a bush, and he fell down and a stick poked him in the ass cheek. He stood up and said, "Fuck Dammit!" My wife was horrified...I almost fell down laughing at the whole thing.

I'll be dammed if I can figure out where the fuck he learned such language!
 
Originally posted by: BoomerD
When our son was about 3, we were camping and he had to take a crap. I helped him get his pants down so he could squat behind a bush, and he fell down and a stick poked him in the ass cheek. He stood up and said, "Fuck Dammit!" My wife was horrified...I almost fell down laughing at the whole thing.

I'll be dammed if I can figure out where the fuck he learned such language!
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I think I have a guess or two. 😛 :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: Xanis
Originally posted by: BoomerD
When our son was about 3, we were camping and he had to take a crap. I helped him get his pants down so he could squat behind a bush, and he fell down and a stick poked him in the ass cheek. He stood up and said, "Fuck Dammit!" My wife was horrified...I almost fell down laughing at the whole thing.

I'll be dammed if I can figure out where the fuck he learned such language!
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I think I have a guess or two. 😛 :laugh:
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bigot!
 
Never really cursed in front of my parents when I was growing up. They taught me to be respectful and I was. I curse around them now though... but it's usually because the situation calls for it.
 
I don't remember the first time I cursed but I do remember giving my mother the finger at the dinner table. ...yea... well about .0001 seconds later my ass was on the ground. My father somehow reached about 5 feet in milliseconds to knock me on my ass. My father is like flash gordon when you piss him off. It's like being struck by lightning.
 
Originally posted by: dakels
I don't remember the first time I cursed but I do remember giving my mother the finger at the dinner table. ...yea... well about .0001 seconds later my ass was on the ground. My father somehow reached about 5 feet in milliseconds to knock me on my ass. My father is like flash gordon when you piss him off. It's like being struck by lightning.
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:laugh:

I called my sister a bitch at the dinner table once, because, well she was being a bitch. Instant backhand to the face from pops, from across the table. I don't think I was even done saying bitch by the time I ended up on the floor. I think he's got super powers he hasn't told me about.

Originally posted by: BoomerD
When our son was about 3, we were camping and he had to take a crap. I helped him get his pants down so he could squat behind a bush, and he fell down and a stick poked him in the ass cheek. He stood up and said, "Fuck Dammit!" My wife was horrified...I almost fell down laughing at the whole thing.

I'll be dammed if I can figure out where the fuck he learned such language!
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That's awesome :laugh:
 
I called my mom a slut when I was in middle school; I had no idea what it meant, I had just seen it on TV. That didn't go over so well...

I don't remember when I started actively swearing around my parents, but by now it's no big deal; I swear all the fucking time anyway, why not in front of the materfamilias?
 
When I was 5 or 6 I got sent to my room for some minor reason.

I was so upset that I grabbed a crayon and wrote "fuck you mom" on the wall in 2 foot letters. 😱
 
yeah. i said f*ck out by the ditch, and my brother ran in and told my parents.

i got my mouth washed out with a bar of soap. blech
 
I was on the phone with both of them when I was like 20 - I said 'hell no' or something like that. My mom was very offended that I would be so disrespectful as to use the "h word" in front of her. Yup, true story.
 
I was maybe 6-7 and in the car with my dad. He was teaching me swear words-- I asked what the F word is, he said it starts with an F and rhymes with "truck." Me: "fuck?" Him: *cringe* "Yeah, and let's not ever say it again, k?"
 
I mouthed "fuck" once when I was in junior high and my mom sent me to my room even though I had friends over. 😉

These days there is no ban on cussing at my parent's house as long as you are doing it for some special comedic emphasis or because you are really upset and not just using it to replace your "ums and ahs."
 
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