Do you really poop when you die?

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  1. thirtythree

    thirtythree Diamond Member

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    LOL.
     
  2. OrganizedChaos

    OrganizedChaos Diamond Member

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    Coroner: My only question is how did she come to have sex with the dead guy?
    Dante Hicks: She thought it was me.
    Coroner: What kind of convenience store do you run here?
     
  3. daveymark

    daveymark Lifer

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    the other place you heard it was on sunday when Quagmire faked his death
     
  4. JulesMaximus

    JulesMaximus No Lifer

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    Who cares? You'll be dead.
     
  5. WelshBloke

    WelshBloke Lifer

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    You just kind of leak from all your orifices.

    <-------- had to pack lots of dead bodies
     
  6. KK

    KK Lifer

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    Just walk around with a cork up your ass and a rubber band around your penis and you'll be good to go.
     
  7. Trevelyan

    Trevelyan Diamond Member

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    Sooouuulll!!

    ;)
     
  8. jadinolf

    jadinolf Lifer

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    Here we go again.
     
  9. skyking

    skyking Lifer

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    Tough job, bloke.
    Yeah, I can confirm it. My dad did when he died:brokenheart:
     
  10. jagec

    jagec Lifer

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    "He died in the same manner that he lived...":(
     
  11. purepolly

    purepolly Senior member

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    some do, some don't...

    Purepolly, RN