Do you really poop when you die?

[thirtythree]

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot
its not that you poop, but more like you dont not poop anymore

LOL.

 

[OrganizedChaos]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski

Originally posted by: xit2nowhere
Btw, are we talking dying as in peacefully dying or dying like dying in combat ?

It doesn't matter, once you're dead, you poop and pee yourself when the muscles loose signal from the brain. Also, for some reason men get erections when they die. I learned this in the police academy.

Coroner: My only question is how did she come to have sex with the dead guy?
Dante Hicks: She thought it was me.
Coroner: What kind of convenience store do you run here?

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: Azndude51
I didn't really believe it cause it Cartman said it in that South Park episode, but I heard it somewhere else too.

the other place you heard it was on sunday when Quagmire faked his death

 

[JulesMaximus]

Who cares? You'll be dead.

 

[WelshBloke]

You just kind of leak from all your orifices.

<-------- had to pack lots of dead bodies

 

[KK]

Just walk around with a cork up your ass and a rubber band around your penis and you'll be good to go.

 

[Trevelyan]

Originally posted by: Number1

Originally posted by: BrokenVisage
You lose 21 grams when you die, aside from that I don't know much about death.

Grams of what?

Sooouuulll!!

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: KLin
Just when I thought ATOT hit it's all time low last week.

Here we go again.

 

[skyking]

Originally posted by: WelshBloke
You just kind of leak from all your orifices.

<-------- had to pack lots of dead bodies

Tough job, bloke.
Yeah, I can confirm it. My dad did when he died:brokenheart:

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: WhoBeDaPlaya

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
It doesn't matter, once you're dead, you poop and pee yourself when the muscles loose signal from the brain. Also, for some reason men get erections when they die. I learned this in the police academy.

So all men go happy?

"He died in the same manner that he lived..."

 

[purepolly]

some do, some don't...

Purepolly, RN