Do you read on the crapper?

[kstu]

?

 

[waggy]

yeap.

have a few magazine subs just for that.

 

[buck]

Yep, and when I am on the crapper at work, I check out the web on my crackberry.

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: waggy
yeap.

have a few magazine subs just for that.

same here. My wife doesn't understand it.

 

[michaelsslave]

no, im never on the crapper long enough to read.

 

[Anubis]

its pretty much the only place i do any reading now LOL

 

[K1052]

nope, doesn't take me that long

 

[meltdown75]

oh for sure

 

[IceBergSLiM]

sometimes I do other times its a quick in and out.

 

[burntfish]

i like play my nds while on the crapper

 

[ahurtt]

Yeah, mine are typically so big it's usually at least 10-15 minutes before I can stand up and walk again. Need something to do while I wait for the pain to subside.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Originally posted by: ahurtt
Yeah, mine are typically so big it's usually at least 10-15 minutes before I can stand up and walk again. Need something to do while I wait for the pain to subside.

fiber in your diet.

 

[LS20]

Originally posted by: buck
Yep, and when I am on the crapper at work, I check out the web on my crackberry.

wrd

 

[pontifex]

whats up with all the weird personal hygiene type questions lately?

 

[michaelsslave]

Originally posted by: ahurtt
Yeah, mine are typically so big it's usually at least 10-15 minutes before I can stand up and walk again. Need something to do while I wait for the pain to subside.

yikes man. you need fiber. i get so much in mine it only takes me like a min to crap and get out of the bathroom

 

[AmpedSilence]

tried it a few times, didn't work for me... so, no

 

[compman25]

yep

 

[clamum]

Naw, not in there long enough.

 

[moshquerade]

no.

in + out = < 1 min.

 

[purbeast0]

defintely.

the free EGM subscriptions i've gotten because of people on this forum are what I typically read.

 

[nakedfrog]

That's why I have a subscription to Wired.
It doesn't actually take me that long, but I get peace and quiet while I'm in there

 

[Miramonti]

Originally posted by: michaelsslave

Originally posted by: ahurtt
Yeah, mine are typically so big it's usually at least 10-15 minutes before I can stand up and walk again. Need something to do while I wait for the pain to subside.

yikes man. you need fiber. i get so much in mine it only takes me like a min to crap and get out of the bathroom

That was going to be my comment.

I've tried to read while going, but concluded anyone who has that much time probably needs a lot more fiber and perhaps water in their diet. 90% of the time I wouldn't be able to get past the first page of a picture book.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

I think I spend a grand total of 3 minutes on the crapper every day.

 

[Jeff7]

No, don't read, though I do spend awhile in there. Going, not too bad. Cleaning up - that's the time killer. Brief rant again on this - we wash our hands with water, we shower with water, but the dirtiest part of our body gets "cleaned" with dry paper. When you go for a shower, you don't do it with just a dry roll of paper towels, do you? Or maybe go clean the cat's litter box with your bare hands - then clean them off with toilet paper. It's just gross, yet we do the same thing with our rear ends.
Why bidets haven't caught on in this country, I don't know. Maybe there's some twisted sense of American pride behind toilets and toilet paper. Maybe it's because paper manufacturers would lose a source of constant revenue, I don't know. I do know that once I finally have a net positive income (college now, net income is negative) I want to ditch the toilet and its archaic accompanying "cleansing" method.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: Anubis
its pretty much the only place i do any reading now LOL