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Do you read on the crapper?

Yeah, mine are typically so big it's usually at least 10-15 minutes before I can stand up and walk again. Need something to do while I wait for the pain to subside.
 
Originally posted by: ahurtt
Yeah, mine are typically so big it's usually at least 10-15 minutes before I can stand up and walk again. Need something to do while I wait for the pain to subside.
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fiber in your diet.
 
Originally posted by: ahurtt
Yeah, mine are typically so big it's usually at least 10-15 minutes before I can stand up and walk again. Need something to do while I wait for the pain to subside.
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yikes man. you need fiber. i get so much in mine it only takes me like a min to crap and get out of the bathroom
 
That's why I have a subscription to Wired.
It doesn't actually take me that long, but I get peace and quiet while I'm in there 😉
 
Originally posted by: michaelsslave
Originally posted by: ahurtt
Yeah, mine are typically so big it's usually at least 10-15 minutes before I can stand up and walk again. Need something to do while I wait for the pain to subside.
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yikes man. you need fiber. i get so much in mine it only takes me like a min to crap and get out of the bathroom
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That was going to be my comment.

I've tried to read while going, but concluded anyone who has that much time probably needs a lot more fiber and perhaps water in their diet. 90% of the time I wouldn't be able to get past the first page of a picture book. 😀
 
No, don't read, though I do spend awhile in there. Going, not too bad. Cleaning up - that's the time killer. Brief rant again on this - we wash our hands with water, we shower with water, but the dirtiest part of our body gets "cleaned" with dry paper. When you go for a shower, you don't do it with just a dry roll of paper towels, do you? Or maybe go clean the cat's litter box with your bare hands - then clean them off with toilet paper. It's just gross, yet we do the same thing with our rear ends.
Why bidets haven't caught on in this country, I don't know. Maybe there's some twisted sense of American pride behind toilets and toilet paper. Maybe it's because paper manufacturers would lose a source of constant revenue, I don't know. I do know that once I finally have a net positive income (college now, net income is negative) I want to ditch the toilet and its archaic accompanying "cleansing" method.
 
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