Do you put on your pants like everyone else--one leg at a time?

[Random Variable]

 

[melly]

can't remember.

 

[Sluggo]

I rarely wear pants, as my neighbors will confirm.

 

[gopunk]

i put on half a leg, then another half leg, then finish the other halves of both at the same time.

 

[luvya]

<< i put on half a leg, then another half leg, then finish the other halves of both at the same time. >>



exactly my style...works every time 🙂

 

[SubZeroX]

I usually don't crap on other people's threads...I apologize before hand. But I have to say what a stupid thread this is.

 

[Barnaby W. Füi]

<< i put on half a leg, then another half leg, then finish the other halves of both at the same time. >>


yep, one leg in, then the other, then pull them up.

why the hell do you want to know anyways?

lonely on a sunday night? :Q

 

[yakko]

Pants?

 

[PrincessGuard]

I'd like to know how you put both legs in simultaneously... unless you always put on pants sitting down.

 

[kamiam]

I elevate myself and then thru telekinesis, I put on my pants, both legs @ the same time

 

[PrinceofWands]

I always sit, put both legs in, then stand and pull them up. Well, maybe not every time, but almost.

 

[b0mbrman]

I put on warmups one leg at a time...but pants go on as a unit

 

[PrinceofWands]

What the hell are 'warmups'??? Sweats?

 

[HamSupLo]

i button them up....think tear away pants.

 

[Bulk Beef]

I climb in through the bottom.

 

[Amused]

<< I put on warmups one leg at a time...but pants go on as a unit >>



You have pants for your unit?

 

[SmackdownHotel]

What's the matter Vespasian? Nothing new on the Israel-Palestine front? I guess your true spammer nature is starting to show.

 

[Kev]

Don't you hate pants?

 

[Random Variable]

<< why the hell do you want to know anyways? >>


Haven't you heard the saying, "He puts his pants on one leg at time just like everyone else?" or "He puts his pants on one leg at a time just like the rest of us?" Well, I wanted to know if it's true that everyone puts on their pants one leg at a time. 🙂


<< lonely on a sunday night? >>


Yes.


<< What's the matter Vespasian? Nothing new on the Israel-Palestine front? I guess your true spammer nature is starting to show. >>


Who are you?

 

[yobarman]

my mom still dresses me. Ask her.

 

[Random Variable]

I came across the following on the Internet:


<< Q. Why must we put on our pants one leg at a time?

A. If we jumped into our pants, simultaneously placing both legs in at one time, we would land heavily on the ground. As a majority of us are getting dressed at the same time of the morning, the cumulative effect would cause an earth tremor.

Due to the use of time zones, the tremor established in eastern time would arrive in the central zone at precisely the moment all those people were jumping into their pants. The tremor would increase in size exponentially, and proceed west to combine with the mountain zone folks as they get dressed. As this cycle encircles the globe, it would feed upon the next day's tremor and eventually cause the earth's crust to break apart and float into space.

This is why we put our pants on one leg at a time. >>


😀

 

[Jzero]

1. I don't wear any pants (PICS anyone?).

2. Vespasian, do you type "Nef" like everyone else--one letter at a time?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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