Do you live on a street with a buncha kids?

[Francodman]

My neighbor's kids always seem to be having some sort of fundraiser. I've been a nice guy and participated twice, but man, i can't keep buying these chocolates or gift wrap, but I also don't wanna come off as a selfish bastard.

How do ya'll get through it.

 

[Cooljt1]

my friend lives ina neighborhood witha crapload of kids and small streets which cars line. yesterday i couldnt even find a parking space. and his house is brand new too, stupid people made the streets way too small.

 

[fatbaby]

Type up something about you being a registered sex offender, then go around your neighborhood, asking your neighbors to sign that paper to prove that they are informed of your past.

 

[Nocturnal]

Originally posted by: fatbaby
Type up something about you being a registered sex offender, then go around your neighborhood, asking your neighbors to sign that paper to prove that they are informed of your past.

Do you know about this by experience?

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Francodman
My neighbor's kids always seem to be having some sort of fundraiser. I've been a nice guy and participated twice, but man, i can't keep buying these chocolates or gift wrap, but I also don't wanna come off as a selfish bastard.

How do ya'll get through it.

Just tell them "Sorry, I don't have any cash" or something similar.

 

[xcript]

Kill them.

 

[merlocka]

Just tell them your kid/nephew/niece(s) is/are doing the same fundraiser.

 

[crab]

I live on a street with a bunch of turkeys. They run rampant, and occasionally get plowed by cars.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: xcript
Kill them.

But then he'd be posting on ATOT asking how to get rid of a body without getting caught.

 

[xcript]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: xcript
Kill them.

But then he'd be posting on ATOT asking how to get rid of a body without getting caught.

There isn't a "How to dispose of a body without getting caught." thread somewhere?

I thought just about everything had been convered already on ATOT.

 

[Harvey]

Whatza "buncha?"