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Most of the time my coffee doesn't cook for me or bring me beers, but it would be really cool if it did.
 

Otaking

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Originally posted by: Koenigsegg
I stick my penis in hot coffee.
:laugh:

I like coffee with one cream and two sugars. How that translates to women, I have no idea.
 

vi edit

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Originally posted by: ssvegeta1010
With chocolate syrup, whipped cream and for 3.50 + tax?

Please hold the STD's. Kthxbye~!~!!!
 

pyonir

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Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Originally posted by: keeleysam
Originally posted by: gar3555
Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Ground up in my freezer?

Damn, I was gonna say that, there is a shirt on t-shirt hells website

Def wear that out on teh first date w/ your new GF.

That shirt is far from the worst on that site...and far from the funniest ;)

True...but I don't think I would wear most of the shirts from that site. Just not me. This one, I think I would wear. :p
 

chuckywang

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Originally posted by: chuckywang
Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Originally posted by: keeleysam
Originally posted by: gar3555
Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Ground up in my freezer?

Damn, I was gonna say that, there is a shirt on t-shirt hells website

Def wear that out on teh first date w/ your new GF.

That shirt is far from the worst on that site...and far from the funniest ;)

HOLY SH!T!!! I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

You won't be alone in your journey. :eek:
 

pyonir

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Originally posted by: SynthDude2001
Originally posted by: chuckywang
Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Originally posted by: keeleysam
Originally posted by: gar3555
Originally posted by: b0mbrman
Ground up in my freezer?

Damn, I was gonna say that, there is a shirt on t-shirt hells website

Def wear that out on teh first date w/ your new GF.

That shirt is far from the worst on that site...and far from the funniest ;)

HOLY SH!T!!! I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

You won't be alone in your journey. :eek:

x2
 

zebano

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Originally posted by: Sluggo
Since I am married I have to say, NO, I dont like my coffee uncaring and frigid.


QFT

Im in the same boat man.

Actually I like my coffee black and bitter; I've never dated a black woman and bitter people just annoy me. Sarcasm is cool though.