Do you laugh or giggle at your own threads just before you submit them?

[Concerned Citizen]

You worship food 16 year olds make.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Then you went to the church of FSM on Sunday.
That does not in any way help your credibility.
Do you or do you not believe in the FSM? How devout are you?
You worship pasta? Is that the stance you want to take?

Many people worship pasta. A bowl of spaghetti never consigned a human to an eternity of torture for worshiping a plate of lasagna. That makes our Noodly Master far more divine than all the many different invisible men in the sky.

Ramen.

 

[MongGrel]

You worship food 16 year olds make.

You make me giggle.

 

[MongGrel]

Many people worship pasta. A bowl of spaghetti never consigned a human to an eternity of torture for worshiping a plate of lasagna. That makes our Noodly Master far more divine than all the many different invisible men in the sky.

Ramen.

 

[Humpy]

Tell me more how much pasta is in pizza again?

Im not sure what's going on in here but semolina.

 

[Concerned Citizen]

Many people worship pasta. A bowl of spaghetti never consigned a human to an eternity of torture for worshiping a plate of lasagna. That makes our Noodly Master far more divine than all the many different invisible men in the sky.

Ramen.

You refuse to acknowledge the creator of all that is around you.You're not that smart;He is.My advice is to change your ways.FSM ain't gonna save you.You will have a bad time of it.
Is your faith in FSM really that strong?

 

[MongGrel]

You refuse to acknowledge the creator of all that is around you.You're not that smart;He is.My advice is to change your ways.FSM ain't gonna save you.You will have a bad time of it.
Is your faith in FSM really that strong?

I'm a baptized Lutheran in real life.

Martin Luther would probably classify you as a nutcase. Maybe not, he was pretty fanatical in his day.

He would have evolved over time I imagine.

But Lutherans in general have a different philosophy than you're ultra fanatical beliefs I imagine.

Not like I have been to church in a long time.

I'm just saying.

 

[IronWing]

I think carrot cake is a lie. Carrots don't even have hands. How are they supposed to make cake? They can't even wear oven mitts.

 

[MongGrel]

NM repost.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

You refuse to acknowledge the creator of all that is around you.You're not that smart;He is.My advice is to change your ways.FSM ain't gonna save you.You will have a bad time of it.
Is your faith in FSM really that strong?

No, my contempt for your imaginary man in the sky is that strong. Your god created you as broken piles of shit, hates you and can't even explain why except for his own design flaw. Your god wants you to toast in hell, my god wants me to toast garlic bread. Simple choice.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I think carrot cake is a lie. Carrots don't even have hands. How are they supposed to make cake? They can't even wear oven mitts.

That's what the carrots want you to think. Just because you have not seen carrots use their hands doesn't mean they don't have them. It just means carrots are crafty bastards who can't be trusted.

 

[Concerned Citizen]

No, my disdain is for your imaginary man in the sky is that strong. Your god created you as broken piles of shit, hates you and can't even explain why except for his own design flaw. Your god wants you to toast in hell for something you didn't do, my god wants me to enjoy some toasty garlic bread. Simple choice.

I suppose his disdain will be as strong for you in the end.You think you know better.You do not.
You don't even have much knowledge as to how the world really works.
If people obeyed the rules of sex in Leviticus:Maury Povich would not have a show.

 

[MongGrel]

I suppose his disdain will be as strong for you in the end.You think you know better.You do not.
You don't even have much knowledge as to how the world really works.
If people obeyed the rules of sex in Leviticus:Maury Povich would not have a show.

Are you 10 years old ?

Or just impersonating someone who is ?

 

[Concerned Citizen]

Are you 10 years old ?

No,I have seen the way the rules in The Bible get proven time and time again though.
Go ahead with your next smarmy comment.
Steal something? You lose twice as much.
God ingrained these things into the world when he made it.

 

[Concerned Citizen]

I might post a thread on the CFR and the relation to every president since Reagan,though.
Because every president since Reagan has been a member of the CFR.
True story.
Hillary too.By proxy if nothing else.

 

[MongGrel]

I might post a thread on the CFR and the relation to every president since Reagan,though.
Because every president since Reagan has been a member of the CFR.
True story.
Hillary too.By proxy if nothing else.

Make sure you put Nancy's Astrology in there while your at it it.

 

[Concerned Citizen]

Make sure you put Nancy's Astrology in there while your at it it.

Tell me more about how true you feel the FSM is;and how devout you are.
You willing to defend FSM to the death?

 

[Concerned Citizen]

I say no.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I suppose his disdain will be as strong for you in the end.You think you know better.You do not.
You don't even have much knowledge as to how the world really works.
If people obeyed the rules of sex in Leviticus:Maury Povich would not have a show.

You may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way. Leviticus 25:44-46

How many child slaves have you bought recently?

 

[Concerned Citizen]

Would it shock you if I said Zero?
What is that? Some kind of anti-Semitic deflection?

 

[MongGrel]

Tell me more about how true you feel the FSM is;and how devout you are.
You willing to defend FSM to the death?

Maybe you can go back retro and mention Dubyas "Are the loonies one the phone" thing from the past ?

 

[MongGrel]

Would it shock you if I said Zero?

The only thing that would shock me would be if you stopped posting.

You can have 1000 posts in a day and your still a retread troll.

 

[Concerned Citizen]

Maybe you can go back retro and mention Dubyas "Are the loonies one the phone" thing from the past ?

Also a member of the CFR,and globalist.Stop being a lemming.

 

[MongGrel]

Also a member of the CFR,and globalist.Stop being a lemming.

Spoken like a true lemming.

 

[Concerned Citizen]

How so? It seems you are the one beating the globalist drum.I'm not.
Somehow I'm a lemming because I realize the Bushes are all members of the CFR? I think not.
I prefer to call it clarity of mind,mister.
Guess who else is?William Jefferson Clinton.
Who's his wife again?